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Graet article on ESPN about all of the wanton sex that happens in the Olympic Village: I got a Gold in Hooking Up

I'm surprised that in this era this is still such a hotly debated topic. The days of driving around looking for a bar with a dish on the roof are long gone - EVERY NFL game is availbale online for FREE. You just have to look for them.

I think she and John Lennon's youngest son were separated at birth.

I have an albino friend who has the same reaction. I usually just tell him to lighten up.

Another one I like: Did you hear about the Rabbi that committed suicide? He shot himself in the temple.

I love puns. Found all of these in one spot. What are your favorite puns? Puns: When Chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a Guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This Girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian Club, but I'd never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type A blood, but it was just a Typo. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola Factory. I hope there's no 'pop' Quiz. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed Teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her Pupils? When you get a bladder infection - urine trouble. Broken pencils are pointless. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. What do you call a Dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus. England has no 'Kidney' Bank, but it does have a Liverpool . I used to be a Banker, but then I lost interest. I dropped out of Communism Class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in New York 's Police Stations have been stolen. The Police have nothing to go on. I got a job at a Bakery because I kneaded dough. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. Velcro - what a rip off! A Cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! The Earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.

Cotton, although I do not know you and your wife personally, we are bonded by a love of the Buffalo Bills and by the blue collar sense of enduring that being from WNY seems to breed into people. I know that simple words from a stranger can't do much, but I hope you will find some small comfort in the love and prayers I am sending your way.

Channix told Williams one of two things on this line Your sig or your brains

Sorry to hear that Brother. In my opinion, there is no more noble a creature on earth than a loyal dog. My heart goes out to you.

Actually, they drafted him in Rd 2, Ed. Gilmore was the pic a 10.

Q: What do you get when you cross LSD with the birth control pill? A: A trip without the kids ***************************************************************************************************************************************************************** Q: What did one cannibal say to the other as they were eating a clown? A: Does this taste funny to you?

I am going to be buying an above ground (probably 21-ft) pool. I live in Lewiston, NY. I purchased a pool a few years ago at my old house from a place in Lockport and wasn't thrilled with the service. Can anyone give me a good recommendation of a place in WNY that will do set-ups in Niagara County? Thanks.

If you have a boy - 16. A girl - never!

While I'll happily take the praise, at the expense of the hated Jets no less, it's interesting how he spins the Tebow aquisition as potentially "team splitting," but doesn't say the same about the Vince Young signing. I'm delighted that the Bills didn't stand pat with a sub-par 2nd string QB, but if Fitz falters early, that Bills locker room will split like the seams on a fat man's pants as players take sides in the great "Fitz or Vince" debate of 2012.

Wish we could have seen some "live" footage and heard some of the actual discussions as they took place. Still, an interesting look into their mindset and the admission that Graham was the last of 4 speed, vertical stretch guys they had ranked that was still available - thus the strange trade to move up just two spots. Thanks for posting...

It would then be revealed that a succession plan has been in place and the new owner(s) would be announced (Jim Kelly among them?)to the nation. At least that's what I am hoping because I do not believe that the team's sudden reversal from letting good players walk to now locking them up long-term and from being a ghost in top-tier free agency to signing the top two pass rushers on the market is being orchestrated by an aging owner in ever-declining health who has all but disappeared from the public spotlight. I think the next owners already have (undisclosed) minority ownership status and have say in how their future possession is being run.

Can't argue much with your choices. Here's one on each list that I'll add: Favorite: Frank Lewis - Just thought he was a fluid route runner and a pro's pro. Least Favorite - Reggie Rogers - The Bills' only convicted killer (pre O.J., that is).

Glad to see the NFL display brass ones on this issue. Player safety should be the top priority. A full year for Vilma will send a real message!

What a great thread. You all make a lot of great points about archaic language and I've been busy blasting them out on my cb radio to all of my good buddies with their ears on.

+1

This will make you feel better about the pick (if you don't feel that way already)... Gilmore - 8th rated player in entire draft

Nice job, Astro. You accounted yourself well. Let's hope you're right about Kuechley.

Really funny stuff - especially about the preseason and end-of-season games. Oh, and "based on his name, I thought Frosty Rucker was a NASCAR driver" is priceless. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=wGfLFmlU8zo

Came across this nugget on Youtube and thought I'd share. Two observations: 1.) Thurman was even better than you probably remember (Andre, too) 2.) About the last name that springs to mind when someone says "Super Bowl Years" is Kirby Jackson. but he had a monster trio of games as seen here. 1991 Bills Highlights