ChevyVanMiller

Richard Marx?

"Despite what Ivan and his comrades had heard, spring break in Dzerzhinsk was not what they imagined it would be."

Welcome back, AJ. Civility has all but dissipated from the general discourse, but as fans that follow the team representing the greatest city on Earth we should adhere to a higher standard and not allow it to happen here. Illegitimi non carborundum

How about 99" hips? - the world's biggest. http://www.aol.com/video/this-woman-has-the-worlds-biggest-hips/517702088/?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl2|sec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D283630

Large font ≠ Caps. Anyway, sorry I was on my work computer and didn't realize the font was so large.

Rich Gosselin of the Dalls Morning News tweeted that over the first 4 days of free agency teams spent over $700 million on the top 25 guys signed, with nearly $300 mil being guaranteed. Here's the kicker, the combined Pro Bowl appearences of those 25 players.....6! So, it stands to reason that a lot of teams (see: Miami) overpaid for a bunch of mediocre talent. I bet when it's all said and done, the Bills will get a lot of bang for their buck by being patient.

Niagara Falls is the logical choice - lots of cheap land available, next to a world-famous attraction, no need to build more hotels as there are tens of thousands already available between NF, NY and ON. Closer proximity to the affluent Canadian market. The only real concern (and it's not a small one) is the G.I. Bridges. If an accident occured on one it would delay much of the crowd in arriving in time for the game.

Very cool. Maybe Darryl Talley could get a cameo.

Please try to exercise a little patience. There are way too many holes on this team for them not to fill many with FAs. The plan must be to let the initial frenzy die down then fill the roster with bargain signings. I'm not going to judge it until the FA period is fully over.

I thought this was going to be a thread about the art of surfing and watching online porn while waiting for your team to sign a FA - not that I'd know anything about such a practice.

I think the humor was lost on a few people.

Maybe we could share him with the Steelers, then he'd be a ....wait for it...semi-Colon.

Sure would be nice for him to play up to potential - looks like he's off to a good start!

I was speaking of the time since that signing. You must agree that the lack of any visits besides Lawson is peculiar, don't you?

No worries. Didn't mean to bite your head off it's just that there are a lot of threads concerning FA speculation.

I think this thought could fit into a half-dozen already open threads.

I agree. They've got too many holes to address in the draft alone. The only concern right now is that they haven't had even one visit scheduled. That's odd for any team with as much $ available as they have.

From ESPN insider concerning Kevin Kolb: Chris Sprow Where the Bills turn at QB "If and when he's released by the Cardinals, Kolb would be worth a close look for this combo-platter role. You don't expect to find stardom where the Cardinals didn't, but consider this: Last season, Kolb saw pressure on an impossibly high 42.4 percent of drop backs, and was sacked on 29.1 percent all drop backs. This is the reason why he survived only 217 of them, per Pro Football Focus. To compare, Fitzpatrick saw pressure at a lower rate than Kolb was sacked, not quite 27 percent of drop backs. The fact is nobody had a chance to succeed at QB for Arizona early in 2012 as they they tried to extinguish the tire fire up front. Kolb is a good option for the competition

Talk is that there's a good chance it will be a North American pope.

I posted this yesterday: Deadspin just reported that the Bills have confiscated GM Buddy Nix's cell phone and issued him two Campbell's Soup cans connected with a string to be used for all future correspondence with other GM during the FA signing period.

The fact that the report is from March 8th would seem to indicate that the Raiders are keeping him. One things they would have cut him yesterday to give him a fair shot with other teams before any FA dollars were spent.

Great signing! Hopefully it brings a few guys in off of the ledge.

Did I miss the memo that the FA signing period was reduced to just 6 hours this year?

Uhhh, the link says Brandon Gibson - not Banks. Big difference. http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/12567/brandon-gibson

Quote from Captain Hook's wife?