ChevyVanMiller

This joke always goes over really well when I tell it. A woman gets on a bus holding her baby. As she is fumbling for the correct fare the bus driver looks up and says, "Jesus, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen." The woman is too stunned to answer. Tears spill down her cheeks as she pays the fare and goes to her seat. The guy in the seat next to her looks over and says, "Excuse me, but you seem upset, is everything okay?" The woman responds, "No, I'm not okay. The bus driver just said the rudest thing to me." "What did you say back?" asks the man. "Why, nothing. I was too hurt to speak." "Well, if you don't mind me saying, I've been taking lot of self improvement courses and I've learned that you can't take that sort of abuse quietly. It will eat you up inside. You need to march right back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind," the man tells her. "Do you really think so?" she asks. "Absolutely! Here, I'll hold your monkey."

RIP Pearl. He was there when I was and he was a good guy on and off the court. This one hurts...

She's cuckoo for coco puffs, just watch the video of her singing. And a 13 year-old? Yikes. She needs to go away for a long time.

Kaleb bolts for Creighton. http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/15229365/syracuse-orange-kaleb-joseph-transferring-creighton-bluejays

Here it is...

Speaking of politicians in Buffalo today, here is former Bill Jeff Nixon with a starstruck fan. (The angry guy on the viewer's far right must be a Jets fan - damn Albanyites. LOL)

Second story down. http://espn.go.com/blog/buffalo-bills/post/_/id/24314/rex-ryan-adopting-dabo-swinneys-all-in-as-bills-theme

FYI - that Dolphins game on December 24th is on a Saturday, not a Sunday as listed.

Best thread title of the year so far.

Very cool.

That goal is filthy. He would look great on a line with Jack and Samson. Get 'er done, GMTM.

Thanks for posting. I enjoyed listening to many of them and the guys seem, to a man, convinced that next year will be a playoff year. Sadly, the Ryan O'Reilly interview is missing- it's actually a repeat of the Lehner interview. Would love to hear Ryan's take on the season and the future.

Dhane Smith sets team single-season records for most goals and most points. Also, the Buffalo 716ers won the first pro basketball playoff game played in Buffalo in nearly 40 years.

I think he should retire. He said on the radio this morning that he suffered two concussions this season. One a few games in and one just a few after he returned. It cost him 59 games. He should seriously take a hard look at the decision that AJ Tarpley just made with the Bills.

Now this is funny, I don't care who you are.

That's awesome.

What if Kermit the Frog had thought that being green was pretty easy after all?

Here's a spoiler: someone slowed down the audio at the end when the screen goes blank and it seems to indicate who took the brunt of Lucielle. http://carl-greyems.tumblr.com/private/142035415291/tumblr_o4xdeaiypi1v88mdc

It was a great run by an underdog 'Cuse team. Cooney really redeemed himself and I actually started thinking about missing him on the team next year. Bring on Battle and the big transfer (forget his name) and be t year should be fun.

There's already a thread on this... http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/185468-sausage-party-trailer/

What if every junkie was like a rising sun?

What if Janie is a liberal? Then she'd have no gun. Then what would she do ?