A guy goes into the hospital to have his leg removed. Upon waking from the anesthesia the man looks up to see his doctor standing beside his bed.
"I've got good news and bad news," the Doc says, "Which do you want first?"
"Uh, you'd better give me the bad news," the guy says.
"We made an error and removed the wrong leg. Once we realized our mistake we went back and removed the diseased leg. I'm afraid that both of your legs are gone."
The guy looks down and realizes that the doctor isn't fooling, both of his legs are gone.
"Oh my God, my legs are gone," the man cries out in horror. "What could possibly be the good news?"
"The guy in the next bed wants to buy your shoes."