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They weren't fountain drinks. It was bottled pop and snapple.

Took my son to the game. It was brutally hot in the stands. Went out at the end of the first quarter and saw the $2 pop sign and mistakenly thought water was the same. Was shocked to get charged $10 for two bottles of H2O. So much for encouraging kids to drink healthy.

Don't forget that he signed what was considered to be the best FA on the market in Okposo. I still think Eichel will will this team to the playoffs this year.

The Rangers seem like the worst team he could have chosen. Not sure what he's thinking. A bit of a slap in jack's face though, don't you think? I hope Jack wears it as a chip on his shoulder. Oh well, at least the Maple Leafs didn't get him.

A guy goes into the hospital to have his leg removed. Upon waking from the anesthesia the man looks up to see his doctor standing beside his bed. "I've got good news and bad news," the Doc says, "Which do you want first?" "Uh, you'd better give me the bad news," the guy says. "We made an error and removed the wrong leg. Once we realized our mistake we went back and removed the diseased leg. I'm afraid that both of your legs are gone." The guy looks down and realizes that the doctor isn't fooling, both of his legs are gone. "Oh my God, my legs are gone," the man cries out in horror. "What could possibly be the good news?" "The guy in the next bed wants to buy your shoes."

Looks like it's going to be called "The Cap."

Thanks for silencing the muckraker and go easy with that sledgehammer.

Anytime you'd like to have a battle of wits with me, just let me know. I'll have one of the fine posters on this board hit me in the head with a sledge hammer so we start off even.

Also the guy that put the poison pill in the last lease that he signed with Erie County that made it nearly impossible for someone to buy the team and move it. Ralph wasn't perfect, but he brought a team to Buffalo, kept it here when he could have moved it for big money and made sure it stayed her after his death. That makes him aces in my book forever.

I think that is the perfect way to uphold Ralph's legacy, as Terry said he would, and give New Era the headline status their money deserves.

One of my favorites is the time that a drunken fan of the opposition thought it would be a good idea to climb into the Sabres bench. He didn't count on one Rob Ray waiting for him.

Whatever happens with this kid Murray was right to deal the puck for exclusivity. Eichel is one of his best friends and they play together in a summer league. If that doesn't get him signed here I don't know what would have.

Most are awful, including the Bills, but a few are pretty cool. Very interesting to learn what colors are opposites of one another. http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/gallery/all-32-nfl-helmets-color-opposites-080916

Alien spacecraft over the St. Louis Arch? http://fox2now.com/2016/08/03/ufo-over-the-st-louis-arch-more-video-surfaces-of-unexplained-lights/

He's under charges for violently putting his hands on multiple women. I'm not judging his guilt or innocence, but I think it was wise to remove the wishing him a great day part of the tweet. Even his own GM has publicly stated that he's tired of opening the paper and seeing his name linked to police investigations.

I'm guessing it was. It's the only explanation that makes sense, otherwise someone in the marketing department needs to be shown the door.

Oops... http://sports.yahoo.com/news/sabres-create-social-media-uproar-with-evander-kane-birthday-tweets-204836493.html

The Big Apple is taking notice of Buffalo's Renaissance. http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/once-dicey-buffalo-new-york-cusp-big-article-1.2728754

Did Jeffery Dean Morgan offer up a spoiler on who wasn't killed in the cliff hanger? http://www.cinemablend.com/television/1538540/jeffrey-dean-morgan-just-spilled-the-beans-on-who-negan-didnt-kill

Really nice piece on Howard's interviewing prowess. http://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/celebrity/confessor-feminist-adult-what-the-hell-happened-to-howard-stern/ar-BBuWyyf?li=BBnbfcL

Finished it the other day. Thought it was great, the wife was just so-so on it. Just wondering if anyone watched with their better half and what she thought about the show?

When I first read the headline I forgot he wasn't a Bill anymore. Then I saw he was an Eagle and thought, "Thank God."

I guess this is more for Cuse football, but OrangeIsTheNewFast is the new hashtag. http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=17131131

That's like Clemson. Most of us pronounce it Clem-Son, but the people of South Carolina pronounce it Clemp-Son.

Here's one more that sportscasters often misuse, "Champing at the bit." It's not "Chomping at the bit." http://www.bathroomreader.com/2014/04/chomping-vs-champing/