A guy walks into a bar there's a sign behind the bar that says:
Burger - $9
Chicken Sandwich - $10
Hand job - $20
He looks into his wallet to see how much money he has then walks up to the bar and waves one of the very hot bartenders over. She walks up with a smile and says, "Can I help you?" He whispers to her, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She smiles and says, "Yes I am." He says to her, "Well, go wash your hands. I want a burger."