LB3

It's really nuts.

DWAI in college. Hopped into the front seat to change the radio station while my buddies were making a stop at a house. My friend, who was the DD, came back out of the house while I was being arrested and tried to explain that I hadn't driven. Didn't matter.

Holy *****. The NPC reaction over this is insane. Every time I think I can't be surprised by those whiny dbags, they step their game up.

Big road win for a team that's been struggling to find it's identity. Battle was outstanding.

Dad @fivefifths In Season 7 Jon takes the Ring to Mordor 10:22 AM · Jan 14, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 468 Retweets 2.7K Likes

So...I ***** my pants yesterday. I was at my regular bar for the 1pm game and had to go to the bathroom. The lock is broken on the door, so I decided to run to a McDonalds across the street. I didn't see this big patch of ice and slipped on it, got some good air and came crashing down on my tailbone. It knocked the wind out of me. I lost all control. Couldn't stop it. To make matters worse, it was a messy one. I go into the McDonalds to assess and try to clean up. There would be no cleaning up as it was a disaster. I ran out of there, ran into the bar, grabbed my jacket and told the bartender that I'd pay tomorrow. I tried to get in and out as quick as possible because of the smell and in case therewas a stain. Things only got better from there. I didn't want to use Uber because that's someone's personal car, so I called the scummiest cab company in town. As soon as they answer, my phone dies. I had to walk 2 miles home in broad daylight down the main street of my town. I couldn't use side roads because the only way home is a across a bridge. It was truly a walk of shame. I'm not looking forward to paying my tab today.

Oh you rotten son of a B word. Earworms are the worst.

He's just tilting at windmills again. That's pretty much his thing.

Exactly. It's the same way they just call someone a bigot when they have a difference in opinion.

I never really venture over to the Shout Box but I looked this morning to see what the conversation was like following the address. Holy *****. It is like an NPC PPP. Just a lot of Fox News insults and a ton of TDS. It's truly amazing how much Trump has melted the brains of otherwise intelligent and reasonable people.

"Fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me... You can't get fooled again!'" .

I see The Bug has returned under a new screen name.

Florida Man @FloridaMan__ Florida Man bites off his brother's penis after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket (link: http://intirestingnews.blogspot.com/2018/07/florida-man-bites-his-brothers-penis.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter) intirestingnews.blogspot.com/2018/07/florid… 3:00 AM · Dec 23, 2018 · dlvr.it 3.1K Retweets 4.7K Likes

I open them, look at them and then immediately throw them in the trash.

Just offfended? I'm physically hurt by it. Step your game up.

All I know about rugby is that one dude dominates that Australian Women's league.

Just saw the new Google commercial where Macaulay Culkin reprises his role as Kevin McAllister in Home Alone. Ive known that he was in a band for a while, but it never struck me as odd until I thought about it now. The Pizza Underground

Every time I order that sub the person looks at me like I'm crazy. I can't believe I forgot one of my college favorites. Plain ham sandwich with Andy Capp Hot Fries layered on it. That was the shiiiit.

Ham and swiss with lettuce, tomato, ranch and honey mustard. Sesame seed bagel toasted with butter and tomato slices.