LB3

There's no such thing as a unicorn without magical powers. Five things about unicorns that everyone knows. 1. They're f#####g magical! 2. Their horns purify water. 3. They are jokesters and tricksters. 4. They can keep you warm even in the coldest temps. 5. They smell like cinnamon. Literally everyone knows this.

PACMAN

^ Thinks Hilary was the moral choice and continues to try to use "snowflake" as his own insult. I'm not sure what's crazier, his normal rambling gibberish or the posts where he tries to make a point and you can actually understand him. Sure the gibberish is annoying, but when he tries to make a point you end up realizing that he's genuinely an uneducated and immoral piece of ***** with nothing to offer.

Banana Nut Crunch

I have to Google at least one of your references every day.

Wait...is it ok to call people animals again? I thought it was still beyond the pale to dehumanize anyone, whether it be murdering gang members or guys wearing red hats. Was there a memo i missed?

It's because it's the wokest song of all the woke songs judged by the wokest people. I recommend that you attend sensitivity training until you are as woke as you should be. #OrangeManBad

H&M like...

Good player. I just hope he stays retired for his health.

I hadn't seen this posted and this seems like a good thread for it. Caleb Bond @TheCalebBond This clip of @afneil demolishing Ken Livingstone’s argument that socialist Venezuela’s woes were caused by ‘US sanctions’ is utterly delicious. 4:05 852.4K views Ken Livingstone on US sanctions Thursday night political chat and debate with @afneil and guests: BBC1 most Thursdays 11.45pm when Parliament is sitting #bbctw From BBC This Week 8:25 AM · Feb 1, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 1.4K Retweets 3.4K Likes

I responded to it in the Jussie thread but decided not to here because it has to be a joke. It's just too perfect.

Howard Schultz is a great American success story and I'm sure Democrats will respect his patriotic run for President and not turn on him.

^^^

Donald did blackface?

The IASIP Lethal Weapon episodes are classics.

The Onion @TheOnion Comey: 'What Can I Say, I'm Just A Catty B word From New Jersey And I Live For Drama' (link: https://trib.al/vbtoPQk) trib.al/vbtoPQk 1:08 PM · Apr 16, 2018 · Twitter Web Client 5.8K Retweets 22K Likes

Quit stalking BM, DR.

Libs citing Ann Coulter to own the Cons.

Come on. She said she was sorry. Libs are very forgiving people.

Trump took her scoop because he felt like having a third.

She looked like a child who was not allowed to eat ice cream for dinner.

She's definitely straddling the line in the Hot Crazy Matrix.

I used to think Tibs was a troll, now I just think it's my mom.