Numbered from left to right. I'd go with #2.
1 - Her whiny, baby voice would get annoying real quick.
3 - Will argue nonstop and criticize every decision you make.
4 - Cannot stop talking about how much she hates Debbie from work.
5 - Has her last 4 boyfriends under a tarp in her basement.
Now yeah, it's a given that 2 has seen some things in her day. More than her fair share. Enough to break most women. Her kid is a monster and her ex is a psycho but she's resilient. She just wants to relax and have some no strings, drama free fun. Most women say that, but she's truly about that life.