Go to my uncle's house after church. The drinking starts, and at some point every year, I'll wait till a lot of people are engaged in conversation together and I'll bring up a political topic to my uncle that I know he feels strongly about. I'll say a couple things to really get him going, and then excuse myself to go do something (i.e. take a call, go to bathroom) and leave the rest of my family there to listen to him rant ad nauseum. It's my favorite tradition. My sister told everyone after last year's rant that I do it on purpose, so we'll see how it goes this year.