Oh what the hell, may as well take my shot at it...
NFL 1) Texans get the #2 seed in the AFC
2) Vikings win NFC North,
3) Saints win NFC South despite their defense
4) Drew Brees wins league MVP and retires after the season
Bills
1) Defense returns to top 5 and finishes #1 in the league in sacks
2) Charles Clay has a Pro Bowl season 3) TreDavious White is Defensive rookie of the year finishing #2 in the league in interceptions, and 3 of them will go for a pick-6
4) Bills lose to Pats on a last minute Brady led drive to finish 9-7 and still miss out on a wild card spot