If this is meant as comedy ?
If you are suggesting it’s too dangerous to go to tourist bars “ off the Res” , you are wrong.
Been going to Mexico for decades without a problem.
Where???
There are tons of sports bars in Cancun and Playa Del Carmen.
Usually there during the Playoffs and have always found a place to watch the games.
If you are in a resort , grab a cab or colectivo to a local sports bar