Long gone are the days of kids actually going outside to play things like baseball, frisbee, or simply to go ride thier bikes around the neighborhood. Now all kids want to do is play the latest and greatest video game and sit on the couch watching a DVD or Spongebob.
What ever happened to jigsaw puzzles, Legos, and Hot wheels?
Take the kids in the car and you better have one of those seatback DVD screens or one of those portable gameboy thingies. If not, the kid is complaing the whole way down the road.
Oh yeah, unless you want to get a restraining order preventing you from seeing your kids... don't even think about spanking them. As soon as thier teacher finds out, you are toast.