This thread is so wrong.
My granddad was the worst driver in the history of driving. Dude would cut people off, stop abruptly, drive by brail, etc. I never ever ever passed up a chance to go for a ride with him. People would be honking left and right, yelling, and swerving to get out of his way. My grandmother would just sit there oblivious to anything that was going on outside that Datsun 210 or whatever the hell it was. Friggin hilarious stuff man.
Man I miss those good times.