buckeyemike

I would ask Lovie Smith and Tony Dungy how long they've been black coaches. (a nod to Doug Williams 19 years ago)

Mods, you may want to move this to Off the Wall. Thank you.

From the Cavaliers' Dance Team. I hope this is worthy of the discriminating tastes on this board... Oh, who am I kidding? Most of you think that skank Paris Hilton is extremely hot.

No, I'm still with the Browns. As much as they're trying me right now. The Lucky Charms (to steal a line from TMQ) helmet is my avatar now because they are what every AFC team wishes they were right now...at the Super Bowl. BTW, the Bills come to Cleveland this fall!!

I believe that this game is shaping up to be a carbon copy of the Colts-Ravens playoff game a few weeks back. The Colts defense has been much maligned, we all know that. But, the D has come up big when needed this postseason. Holding Larry Johnson to 32 yards in the wildcard game was quite an accomplishment. The D didn't allow a touchdown to the Ravens, even though Baltimore's offense is not the second coming of the 1999 Rams. And, holding the Patriots to 13 second half points while the offense engineered the Colts Comeback was very impressive (and even more underrated...stopping Brady after the Colts couldn't get a first down with under four minutes left, which led to the final drive where Addai scored the conference championship-winning TD). The Colts offense will be just fine. Peyton will move the ball between the 20s while completing the play-action passes that nobody does better. But, the key may well be Adam Vinatieri. There has never been a better clutch kicker in NFL history, and he will make his share of points Sunday. As for da Bears, I am not impressed by Grossman, but the guy must be doing something right. Chicago's in the Super Bowl, after all. Credit must go mostly to their defense and special teams (especially Devin Hester), but Grossman has had his moments. Unfortunately, I think the high point of their season was the second half of the NFC title game. I just don't see Rex Grossman outdueling Peyton Manning. And if that's what it comes down to, the Colts will have their first world championship since 1970. I said Colts 42, Bears 24 earlier. I am revising that drastically, because the Bears D is good enough to keep Manning & Co. out of the end zone on a regular basis. But not to keep them out of field goal range. My new prediction: Indianapolis Colts 19, Chicago Bears 7.

Breast reduction surgery 2016. Then we'll never hear from her again.

If I had gone to the playgrounds in Akron when I was in law school, I could have discovered Lebron James when he was in the third grade.

Seriously, Fox decided to dump "Idiocracy" in about seven theaters, with no press kits, no trailers, no posters, and no advertising. Pretty rotten way to treat Mike Judge, who's made them millions because of "King of the Hill" and several million "Office Space" DVDs. I'm a fan of Judge's, so I guess I'm prejudiced.

"Idiocracy", which was written and directed by Mike Judge of "Office Space" fame. This film was never even given a chance in theaters...the plot summary is an average soldier is signed up for an experiment where he will be asleep for one year. The experiment is forgotten about, and he wakes up in the year 2505 to find that society has become so dumbed down that he is easily the smartest person on Earth. Good movie.

Actually, the Jimmy the Greek comment happened early in 1988, IIRC. The "little monkey" comment was in the opening game of the 1983 season on MNF. And yes, it did contribute to Cosell's eventual retirement a couple of years later. Howard Cosell may have been a lot of things, but DML's right, he was no racist. How could he be remembered as Muhammad Ali's greatest defender if Cosell was a racist?

Perhaps the most profound statement I've ever read on this board.

Nadia/Natalie or whatever the heck her name is.

She's 5'10" and 161 pounds. I wish I were 5"10 and 161 pounds (for the record, I'm two inches shorter and 50 pounds heavier than Tyra claims). But then again, I'm not a retired supermodel turned talk-show host, but a 37 year old sedentary lawyer.

Just thought about this...how about Nelly Furtado?

My my Martina. Those eyes are what really make her hot.

One of the girls in the article says "Everybody's excited to see you". Um, you're a hot girl in your underwear...DUH!

Is there anyone hotter? Yes, two words: Kate Beckinsale. Mariska's good, though...reminds me a LOT of Martina McBride, the hottest woman in country music not named Sara Evans right now.

Prostitution and porn... porn's not illegal (generally, unless it involves children) Prostitution and marrying for money... OK, you've got me there.

Ugh. That's one of the worst stories I've ever read. I could feel the bile rising up in my throat as I went through it.

What's the difference between this and prostitution? (((crickets chirping)))

We have a term for what this woman is trying to do: The World's Oldest Profession. (BTW, notice that the ad had been flagged by the Indianapolis Craig's List users.)

Why not? I'd vote for Schilling, hands down.

Pete likes Meazza's avatar, but he probably hates mine.

I remember seeing three guys in their 40s smoking pot in the Dawg Pound a few rows in front of me during a playoff game. They were the only mellow ones in the pound that day.

Good for California. Means more coal for us.