Sleeping with the Almighty.
I don't mean to be flip with the sacred for saying this, but Good God.
This woman is trying to be outrageous and the female Howard Stern, but all she succeeds in doing is bring attention to herself, for all the wrong reasons. You think you're trying to be funny by making fun of something sacred to a LOT of people, but you are simply being offensive...all to say "look how naughty I, as a woman, can be".
You're not funny, Sarah. You weren't even funny when you played Mike White's girlfriend in "School of Rock"; in fact, you almost ruined that movie. You are starting to bring Jimmy Kimmel down to your level.
Please go away, and hopefully Comedy Central can replace you with a female comic who is funny, someone like Kathleen Madigan.