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Notice there's over a million hits and the video was posted only three weeks ago.

It was entirely at your expense.

Beat me to it. Damn.

And if Timothy Treadwell had not been killed and eaten by a bear, we would never have heard of him, except for a footnote of a Letterman appearance that only became infamous after Treadwell's death. You're a Chimp, Lancelot Link. What do you care?

She is rather fletching, isn't she?

For Ted Nugent.

Ugh.

People in Cleveland have a growing frustration regarding the Browns. This may be the year the sellout streak ends. Cleveland needs to get off to a quick start, which probably won't happen. There is a plan, however. The Browns will be better, although you may not see it at first. In places like Chicago and Green Bay, there seems to be quite a bit of criticism of the management. There are a lot of Packers fans who still haven't forgiven Ted Thompson for not kowtowing to Favre's every whim. Many Bears fans are not convinced that Jay Cutler is the missing piece. Cutler might have been, if this were 2005. Both of those teams have quite a bit of work to do, although I do think the Packers are better.

The Packers are not reporting this on their website yet (and probably won't until tomorrow), but the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel is. Linky.

This is a surprise. Jaws just said McNabb will not be a happy camper. "What do you need Michael Vick for?!?"

Those who do, get it. Those who don't, never will. Here's to Lori!

Not quite University of Oregon ugly, but close. Sorry Lana.

I HATE ILLINOIS NAZIS!! (Thank you, John Belushi. RIP.)

In the jazz bands I've played in, back in high school and college, it always seemed that way. BTW, I played trombone. High school especially. I knew the bass player going back to the third grade and he was weird then, but man, he had to have been on something by that point. I'm just not sure what. My naive 17 year old mind at the time thought everybody dranked, but stayed away from the harder stuff.

My best wishes to you. It can be done; I've seen it. God bless.

And BTW, since I'm an equal opportunity annoyer: B lithering I diots R ejecting T he H ard E vidence R eputably S supplied

The term Nazi is for National Socialist Party. I said Socialist, people. Advocating for government control, which is exactly what the Nazis did in Germany from 1933 to 1945. Conservatives are not Nazis. Conservatives would not even be considered Fascists under that term, because the Fascist party in Italy predated the Nazis, and also advocated for government control over all facets of society. You know what the correct term for conservatives would be? It would be Reactionary. People who are opposed to change that they deem harmful. Conservatives are reactionary. If anything, they stand for a free society with limited government control. As Thomas Jefferson wanted. For the last time, they are not Nazis. The term Nazi is used for conservatives because it carries a lot more punch than reactionary. The Nazis killed millions. The last time I checked, conservatives had not sent people to concentration camps and gassed them in ovens. God, I get so sick of people who can't tell the difference.

The ants are, my friend, they're blowing in the wind. I fight with Loralee, Loralee always wins. Dirty deeds and the Thunder Chief.

So, basically, this a-hole's attitude was, boo-hoo, I can't get laid, so I'm gonna go to my gym and kill all the pretty women there. You know what this guy's problem was? I already said it. He was an a-hole. What he wanted was a beauty queen. When there are so many women out there who are single, and who may not be Farrah Fawcett circa 1977, but who are certainly desirable once you get to know them. It's his own damn fault if he didn't have sex for 20 years. I think in our society today, sex can be found pretty easily if you want it bad enough. Lots of people still meet in bars. And there are still the, ahem, "escorts". He may have wanted companionship, but it's pretty obvious to me that he wanted someone who he could not only have sex with, but ultimately control. Maybe that's why he couldn't find a relationship. So the pretty women in skimpy workout clothes at the gym wouldn't talk to him. Cry me a freakin' river. They probably wouldn't talk to me either if I weren't married. My attitude would be "Their problem, not mine. Screw 'em." As a wise man has been quoted here regarding sexy women, "Somewhere, someone's tired of (sleeping with) that." Nothing could have been done to prevent this. It's this bastard's fault. And he's burning in hell for it right now.

We were, and this is true, watching Uncle Buck on DVD when we heard that John Hughes had died. RIP to a man who chronicled my generation in high school, and who made the Chicago suburbs recognizable to the movie going public for a decade.

Honor. He is keeping his oath.

...and now, the victim has been arrested! The plot thickens...

Just checked out the schedule on the Evil Empire's website. Note that several of the Cowboys' home games have corporate sponsors. Jerry's trying to pay off stadium debt any way he can.

Reason #17,875 on why I hate the Dallas Cowboys. When your team hasn't won a playoff game in 13 years, you can't afford to be arrogant. I don't know where the Cowboys will finish this year (in a down time for the NFC East, they could win the division), but with the economy failing to improve, the Cowboys could have some empty seats in that new Taj Mahal they built. Now is the new stadium the best ever? From what I'm hearing, it could very well be. But my guess is, with the fact that Jones is on the hook for at least $750 million dollars, is that we have hit the ceiling on sports palaces, as someone said earlier. And BTW, I think there's a good chance of a lockout in 2011, after the uncapped year. Where will Jerry Jones be then, when there's no team to play in the stadium and he's in the third year of the highest debt service in NFL history?

That stupid plastic King campaign is one reason why I don't go to Burger King anymore. Well, that and I weigh 215 lbs. and need to lose weight.