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Is that what we're calling what Ed does these days? Mike

Forgot to link to the rest of the cheerleaders... Mike

I played nine holes of golf this morning...it was 83 degrees when I started. At 7:30 AM. By the third hole, I was sweating like a fat man at Bills camp. I finished in 90 minutes...it did get hotter, but not too much that I couldn't finish. And there was even a slight breeze near the end. Mike

When you only have three good months weatherwise to party, you tend to jam your celebrations in all at once. Cleveland's the same way. There's something going on every single weekend in the summer, and if you don't find it, it's your own fault. Mike

You gotta love those corn-fed Prairie blondes! It seems that the Roughrider cheerleaders (called the "Trailblazers") would be similar to the Jills. At least that's what a lot of the Mensas on this board would say. Mike

How about a nice game of chess? Mike

Actually, I liked the chicken-horse-Harley joke better than the second one. Just my sense of humor, I guess. Mike

I hate to be a parrot here, but I agree. USC's great offensive line and terrific running game masked the deficiencies that Leinart has (ie, he can't run). And I gotta watch Ken Dorsey try to play if something happens to Charlie Frye. Mike

I thought this thread was about Mel Gibson's DUI. Now after reading the last fifteen posts or so, I don't know what the hell this thread is about. Mike

I find it depressing too. Have you ever seen Peter Popoff? He's a weird looking little guy with slicked jet-black hair. Kind of like a shorter Pat Riley for the charismatic set. I said it earlier this week regarding Fred Phelps, the godhatesf@&$.com guy...people like these give good Christians like me a bad name. Mike

Hmmm...OJ to Kelly is a pretty convoluted scenario, but I can't fault your timeline. I believe you are correct. Cousineau was the No. 1 overall pick in 1979...I could not remember how the Bills got the No. 1 pick that year, because they were 5-11 in 1978, which wasn't the worst overall record. He did spurn the Bills and sign with Montreal (remember when that could actually happen? A high pick spurning the NFL to play in Canada?). And then, the Browns obtained his rights for the No. 14 pick in 1982...that pick was Jim Kelly. Mike Mike

James Randi also exposed TV evangelist Peter Popoff as a fraud. He played the tapes on the Tonight Show as well. This was in 1987. Mike

In 1980, the Browns acquired Joe Delamielleure from the Bills for a second and third round pick. Between 1980 and 1985, the Browns traded three No. 1s, two round 3 selections, a round 5 pick, and a round 6 pick to obtain Tom Cousineau and Bernie Kosar. That's nine draft choices for three players. Granted, one's a Hall of Famer and one was a solid player (I thought 20 years ago Kosar would be a HOFer). Cousineau was easily the weakest of the three; he only played about six years. But, admittedly, we were getting Joe D. on the downside of his career. The theory is that the trades from Cleveland to Buffalo substantially helped the Bills set up their Super Bowl runs in the 1990s. I know that one of the No. 1's traded for Cousineau resulted in Jim Kelly. Anybody got their media guide handy? Mike

I'm staying...for now. I'm just waiting for somebody to take a baseball bat to Willie McGinest's knee, while we're at it. Sorry, I was in Columbus yesterday and didn't get a chance to post my feelings. In one word: Ouch. The Browns had a chance at their best offensive line since about 1987, so they need someone to step up...and quickly. Bob Hallen, who played at Mentor High School (east of Cleveland) and Kent State is the likely successor for Bentley. I may be headed to Browns camp in the next week or so...and since the Bills and Browns play August 26 in Orchard Park, I may post what I see there. Mike

Just a terrific line. But I couldn't see someone like her doing that...she's just too damn cute. Mike

Seriously? No, she should have not been fired. Her past video work would have almost been a requirement for hot high school teachers these days. But, this woman's on a kid's show...she should have been spanked and sent to her room without supper. Mike

I tend to agree with Denis Leary about George Michael: we should have figured out he was gay after watching the first 15 seconds of the video for this song. Mike

We don't have a set time yet. For all you Sirius subscribers out there...the show returns on July 31, and the next day there will be a live broadcast from Pittsford. Channel 124, "NFL Radio". It's one of the better channels on Sirius. Mike

This Phelps guy is a real piece of work. He gives good Christians like me a bad name. Maybe the only person other than Osama I truly hate. Mike

Hmmm...this thread started out as one about compulsive masturbation in Britain (gee, from a London tabloid...imagine that) and then quickly deteriorated from there. I don't see how it was possible to deteriorate from an article about wanking, but this thread did nonetheless. This board never ceases to amaze me. Mike

NOTL is a great little town. Spent an evening there last September with the lovely and talented Kimberly. Got lost trying to find the QEW back to Niagara Falls and had to drive through St. Catherines, but still, a very good evening. Mike

Oh my God!! Lovely image. Mike

We prefer not to watch Sportscenter any longer. We're tired of the same, tired references and self-satisfied attitude. Mike

Yep, that's him. He also does a terrific President Bush. Mike

Such a frickin' tragedy...she would have been a member of the Greatest Bodies Ever Pantheon. Her body was perfect. But, she had to go Nicole Richie on us. What a shame. Mike