BlueFire, I cannot flippin' believe that you have never seen "Major League".
As a native Clevelander and Tribe fan, I've seen it probably 80-85 times. That's likely many more times than anyone else on this board, but I see it gets high marks from everyone.
By the way, JoeF, love the "Florida Penal" line.
"Vaughn, a juvenile delinquent in the offseason, in his major league debut."