SD Jarhead

I'm sure this will make more people move back there.

Where's Molson Retard? I'm shocked he hasn't chimed in and called everyone an idiot yet...

I used to love me some Cid. Shrooms and Mesc are great too. I grew up in Hamburg and when the fair came to town you knew there was some serious Cid coming with it. Anyone else remember the park off the midway back in the day? Some crazy schit happened there! I had one bad trip in my life. It was not a great experience! Ah, the stories I could tell...

Exhibit A- 2007 Raiders- The most dysfunctional franchise in football.

W Sept. 7 Seattle Seahawks 1 p.m. L Sept. 14 at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 p.m. W Sept. 21 Oakland Raiders 1 p.m. W Sept. 28 at St. Louis Rams 4:05 p.m. L Oct. 5 at Arizona Cardinals 4:15 p.m. Oct. 12 Bye L Oct. 19 San Diego Chargers 1 p.m. W Oct. 26 at Miami Dolphins 1 p.m. W Nov. 2 New York Jets 1 p.m. L Nov. 9 at New England Patriots* 1 p.m. L Nov. 17 (Mon.) Cleveland Browns 8:30 p.m. W Nov. 23 at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m. W Nov. 30 San Francisco 49ers 1 p.m. W Dec. 7 Miami Dolphins (at Toronto) 4:05 p.m. W Dec. 14 at New York Jets 1 p.m. L Dec. 21 at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m. L Dec. 28 New England Patriots* 1 p.m. 9-7...There you have it

I don't have time to respond to you right now, so I'm going to write a novel. Hey Ricky Retardo, how old are you? I'm talking about your chronological age, simpleton, because we all know your mental age. Back in the day, when I was in High School, no one was ever charged with felony assault for fighting after school. You also could 'borrow' some of Dad's reload gunpowder and make pipe bombs to blow the woods up without being charged with a terrorist act. I also remember some kids (delinquents) flushing M-80's down the toilet at school occasionally. Those offenses and others like them are examples of things would most likely give a teen a felony on their record today that most likely wouldn't have 20-25 years ago. Our drug laws have become much more rigid then they used to be also. The days of the Cops giving a drunk a ride home are also long gone because of the fear of a lawsuit. These are examples of what I meant when I posted above. The point is, kids make mistakes. Let the services figure out if they want to take a chance and give someone a second chance. It straightened out many delinquents in the past (myself included), why can't it work in the present? That stated, there are limits to who they should let in. But that is why all of those type of offenses require a waiver, granted at the Commanding General level. Not everyone with a felony record will get in; in fact very few will. But I'm sure you will not be able to comprehend this given your vast understanding of...well, nothing.

Damn! Emmit's daft sho am good! That has got to be one of the funniest things I've read in some time! Shortly before I retired from the Marine Corps I had to work with this ignorant fukker who spoke exactly like that piece was written. The screwed up part is that the dude was proud of being illiterate and had a sign proudly displayed on his desk the said "Huked of foniks wurks for me".

Here's a link out of the local rag with some pic's of this years Charger Girl auditions...enjoy! http://photos.signonsandiego.com/gallery1....-2008-auditions

I'm not wild about this either, though I think we're a long way from drafting "MacNamera's 100k" all over again. That was MacNamaera's decision to draft "Cat 4's" (borderline retards and people like Molten Idiot) into the service during the late stages of Vietnam. To put it in perspective though, the world we live in today has a much faster trigger in the legal world than the 'good old days'. What I mean is that kids are much more likely to be arrested for things today that would've resulted in either a slap on the wrist or a ride home back then. The military does vet these kind of offenses pretty good or at least they used to when I was in. But if the economy keeps going the way it is, recruiting shouldn't be as tough.

I don't SCUBA dive, but I Muff dive as often as possible...

I'm spooked today and don't think I'm going to leave the house. I had Blzrul agree with me and Molson Idiot give me a thumbs up...What the fug is going on around here?

There are some sick !@#$s in this world! Next thing we'll hear is that she'll get some type of federal endowment for her 'artwork'.

I fuggin hate election years! I swear we do more damage to our nation from all the free lunches handed out during these times. Folks, our day of reckoning is coming...we just keep putting it off and making it exponentially worse. The sooner we take our medicine, the sooner we'll (hopefully) be able to recover from this. I don't care who gets elected, we've got a big schit sammich to eat and we can't leave the table until it's gone. Batten down the hatches, the storm is coming boys! I was flipping channels the other night and saw a report on ABC Nightly News where they interview a twenty-one year old from different parts of the world to get their outlook on life, Well, they interviewed a Muslim girl from Egypt who must've been educated in the US at some point because of her English skills and US sounding accent, but when the reporter asked her how she feels about the US she said something that struck a chord with me. She compared the US to a 'jock'; Someone who is very athletic and powerful when they're young, getting by on looks and strength, but as they grow old their athletic skills diminish and they're left looking at past glory while life has passed them on. I found it to be a very interesting way to describe our country. Alright, end of rant...

Does Johnny Coli wrote for the Wahshington Post? This is funny! http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...1603928_pf.html

That's why she won't win...every time they show her freak husband in the audience it takes away from her vote count. There's another thread about tattoo's here. Look no farther than Smithson as exhibit #1 of why not to get a tattoo.

That reminds me of a joke: What do you call a hot girl in Buffalo? A Tourist! *Except female members of my family*

In the video where the two guys jump off the roof one of the jumpers has pinhead on his T-shirt...go figure!

Bingo!

But if Mick toned it down they wouldn't be the Stones! I mean they basically wheel K. Richards out on the stage (like they do with Ozzy these days) and Charlie Watts isn't exactly full of charisma. Without Mick doing his thing why go see them? I'm amazed at the shape that dude is in at his advanced age. I all but certain he's on some HGH therapy... Because I will not pay a kings ranson the see the old guys live, I think it was well worth the $12 to see the flick. Let me know what you think after seeing it. I do have to admit I was very suprised to see Christina Agulera in the movie, but she sure is outstanding eye candy. The funny thing is it looked like Keith wanted nothing to do with her.

Twenty-one years in the Marine Corps and no tatoos. No wisdom teeth or appendix either. I'm not afraid of needles, I just never was drunk in the vicinity of a tatoo parlor on payday... I often thought of getting the buzzard, ball and hook, but really didn't have the burning desire to do so.

Disclaimer: I went back three pages to see if anyone had already started a thread and if this is a duplicate, please forgive me... Anyway, I went to see it at the IMAX this past weekend and IT WAS AWESOME! The funny thing for me is back when they were touring for A Bigger Bang my buddy asked me if I wanted to go see them while they were out here. I said no, explaining that I thought it was kind of pathetic to see 65 year old men trying to be the Stones I saw years ago (when I was 13- 1981 Tatoo You tour at "The Rich"). All I can say is Wow was I wrong! That was without a doubt the best concert movie I've seen. The IMAX made it feel like I was there. It was funny because in between songs there were people in the audience sitting near me who would start clapping and then look around and realize they were in a theater...funny stuff! The sound and cinematography was incredible. Martin Scorcese did a fantastic job by recruiting some top notch cameramen. The cameos were great too. Jack White and Mick did an acoustic duet and Buddy Guy came out for Champagne and Reefer...!@#$ing awesome! But I'm here to tell you that I am now in love with Christina Aguilara-she is SMOKING HOT in the movie. Who would've thought that you'd ever see her on stage with Keith and Mick? But it was great. I could go on and on, but do yourself a favor and see it while it's still at the IMAX (if you have one near you)...you won't regret it. The only schitty part of the movie was Slick Willy using his clout to get in and meet and greet the band. But it does make for a classic line from Keith richards when he says to Ronnie Wood "I should go tell the President 'Hey Clinton, I'm Bushed!' too funny...

Crayonz-You're off your game today...you're starting to sound rational!

Chef, you gotta love someone who lists their own quote as noteworthy in their sig. line. He's a legend in his own mind...

Crayonz, you are the man! At least I think you're a man?! I mean you're not Nozzlenut's alter ego or anything, are you? There's nothing new under the sun...

Um, OK...