In all seriousness Molten, I couldn't care less about your troubles with your partner gaining weight on you...I mean that's your issue and you'll have to deal with it accordingly (maybe switch hands?).
As far as degenerating-how much lower can we go? The mental midgets here think its funny to joke about someones experiences getting tortured for nearly six years and brush any criticism away with lame arguments like "Oh, I'm sure he's reading this board, etc.
Hey, if everything is fair game, then everything is fair game, right?