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I’m rooting for the pigeons.

There must be a way we can blame Tre White for Cook not being on the field. Let’s figure it out.

I remember when Bob Gibson gave up that double in Spring training. The Cardinals were stupid not to cut him but they lucked out.

Call Best Quality Vacuum and tell him you need a Hoover Max Extract Pressue-Pro model sixty. He’ll get you a fresh start.

This just in: Atlanta was stupid.

They traded for 14 crappy relief pitchers and somehow that’s not the stupidest thing they did at the deadline. They got a versatile player who is leading the league in steals, and…………benched him because their game blowing shortstop has an Italian surname. I have to believe that Cashman was giving Boone a hint, but Boone has the lineup card. Caballero should be playing for that team 5 games a week but I think he has started one game. McMahon has solved their 3B defensive issues but created a lineup issue. Caballero doesn’t hit much but can energize things with his speed and is good defensively at multiple positions and…….bench. My best guess is that they find a way to sneak into the WC but they better hope that Texas keeps sputtering or someone on Seattle gets hurt. The Boston ship has sailed. I don’t think Cleveland is a major threat at this point but you never know.

You may or may not be correct about Cook. You are incorrect about Price. He never had a snowball’s chance of being a legit 1. It was obvious.

My bad. That was someone else. I quoted him then you quoted me.

I thought you said Davis wasn’t an NFL caliber receiver though.

One guy fell over because Davis faked him out of his jock.

Bills: Tre White has two game winning/game sealing plays, one of which happens in post season Knox makes the Pro Bowl Dion wins NFL Man of the Year Ed Oliver throws a touchdown pass Rest of NFL: Trouble unexpectedly brews in Eagleville and Siriani barely survives tension with multiple players George Pickens does something that makes Ron Artest look like Ghandi Every team in the AFC South goes 0-11-6; the division winner via tiebreaker wins their first playoff game by beating the Chiefs Taylor Swift dumps Kelce for Diggs Non -NFL: In a surprise move, the Cleveland Guardians change their name to Cleveland Redskins and the Washington Commanders become the Washington Indians TBD bans and/or tariffs the use of snooty British phrases like “as ever”.

Whoever it was, he was kissing him goodbye.

Second only to Madagascar.

Gigolo?

He sucked when we had him before, he sucked as Superman, and now he's old. Thanks Beane.

People like me? Get a grip. Congrats on being right about a 5th round QB and a guy we signed off someone’s practice squad. Now do Brian Brohm.

Your best comparisons are Peterman and Brohm? Shirley you can’t be serious.

I guess I’ll watch cricket. Can anyone explain the rules?

Phillips is back?

Multiple choice question. An attractive woman in her 20s approaches a Royals fan with untied shoes whose screen name indicates the last days of his early 20s were when Lawrence Welk was rocking Sunday night TV. She engages him in conversation and persists despite his reluctance. The woman was: A. Attracted to this man because of his good taste in baseball and attire. B. High C. A gold digger D. A hooker E. Both B and D

I heard that came from a parody account but am not sure of this.

So you’re saying the glass is a quarter empty?

Better do the State Farm Chiefs discount double check. And of that doesn’t work, they can have Andy’s secretary merge Taylor Swift into his call with Goodell.

If this were baseball and Luis Garcia retired, I’d also have a hard time remembering which one it was.

I don’t know but I do know that you do not make the “all spelling team”.