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Disappointing their way to 12+ win season after 12+ win season. A guy who has yet to start his second season if “evidence” for the ”I’d be a better GM that Beane” crowd. It’s a complete joke, but by all means keep believing you’re a savant while finishing seventh again in your fantasy football league because you draft guys like Andy Isabella.

They will leave Edmunds alone once the new target is identified. We are in primary season but the general election is forthcoming. Candidates include: Elam…..leader in the clubhouse Davis Harty….because people will whine that the unemployed ham and egger Isabella would have been awesome White…..for reasons I do not begin to understand Brown but that’s probably too easy Dawkins McDermott Beane and more. The hate will eventually settle in and focus like a laser.

He only gets a stipend for preseason.

As a valet?

You were hoping for fourteen All Pros?

Downtown Darrynton.

Maybe Clyne.

Shirley you don’t think that was ever in doubt.

Lol that wasn’t just the ball that ham and egger Isabella fumbled away and Johnson picked up. It was a roster spot.

Kincaid with good flopping skills for a rookie.

Until just now I thought a dude’s name was Ryan Van Denmark but there is no m for Denmark. It’s Van Demark.. I’m out.

For us to get him without a trade, not only would Philly have to ditch him, but all of the teams in front of us on the waiver order would have to pass. 20 something teams. Like an Isabella but for the defense. if we trade for him it might get interesting. If we pick him up off waivers it would be a very bad sign.

Somewhat of a good sign that Josh has decided against a Hollywood look for the first time in a while.

Wait. Are we talking about the 2023 Yankees thread, BV’s wife or Jason Peters?

I’ll take sanctimonious Aaron Hernandez fans for $500 Alex.

Fujinami is pitching. It’s a big draw. Oh wait, he got traded.

At the end of the day….…

Lol did you skip to rookie ball because of the bereft nature of AAA and AA? Their top ranked prospect is the #78 MLB prospect. Literally every team in baseball could write a puff piece like that about guys they just drafted. The Yankees are in big trouble for a long time unless they spend an absolute ton AND nail EVERY deal. Have other guys worn those numbers in the interim?

Corrrect. This spells the end for ham and egger Isabella.

He’s Italian. Why would they need to play Peraza at short when Volpe throws spicy meatballs like this to first? They topped it though by batting a guy who is literally hitting .098 with two on and two out down one in the 9th. Well run organization!!!!!!!!!!

Williams is a pipsqueak.

Infinite is a long time. The universe is not infinite as near as we can tell so I’ll go with no. If we’re taking “unimaginably long” rather than infinite I’ll make a gues. It seems to me that there are three possibilities: 1. “Cure” the aging process 2. Master replacing each and every one of the billions of moving parts that could cause moving toward death. 3. Find a way to transfer consciousness to synthetic devices. Items 1 and 3 seem far more likely/practical to me than item 2. Does either really fulfill the requirement though? A person who doesn’t age could still get hit by a bus. A synthetic device could still be subject to the need for energy. Overall I’ll go with this not being achieved but won’t call it impossible.

Not at all. It’s just that speed can’t be the only component to someone’s game. Marquise Goodwin was far faster than this twerp and eventually learned that he needed more. Isabella is too small and weak to be and NFL player but boy would he tear it up in arena. All time great there. NFL? Ham and egger.

Speed hasn’t proven to be useful to your hero in his “career” so far, has it? Maybe because he can’t use it when he’s laying on the ground or stumbling around after being thrown off his mark by NFL corners that actually play on Sunday.

Speed is useful on returns and our return guy got run over by a boat. So far Isabella has not looked good on returns. Luckily for him, neither has anyone else. If another team doesn’t cut a viable return specialist, maybe he makes the team. The dude can’t play NFL football but he ran a fast 40 five years ago and has been overhyped ever since.