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It runs on cats. Gotta fuel it somehow.

9 of 10 alternate universes involve you being an ingredient in all seven courses and Manny Machado kicking your ashes around the infield night after night. Stick with this universe.

Appreciate it. I also learn stuff on YouTube. Did you know this guy Daniel Negraunu always knows the other guy’s hand when he plays poker?

Let me fire up my alternate universe/hypothetical trade partner/Schoedinger’s cat machine thingy. I’ll get right back to you.

Super in depth analysis. Thanks.

Niners 1000000000000000% delusional thinking they can get a #1 for an above average receiver that wants a four billion dollar contract.

Just heard Frazier was a wrestler.

You were once almost served as hors d’oeuvres at one of those book clubs. I think the name of the club was 619 gingercutioners. When they tell someone to join their club and come “chop it up”, they are NOT talking about discussing books.

He strangled his kid?

Jags owner didn’t like the pick and strangled his assistant.

Quinyon Mitchell outhappying Gilmore after being picked.

Update: Mike McDaniel still looks part douche part serial killer.

You seem like you know a lot about hockey.

It’s so weird because NHL coaches almost never get fired.

An Alabama WR with low character? What are the odds?

JP Sears had more success at Yankee Stadium yesterday than Frankie Montas did in his entire time in pinstripes. Lol at the well run organization………again.

Comment away but don’t vote until someone is eliminated. Personally I hope it goes seven so the “winner” gets three losses and is softened up to get swept the next round.

Shiny object though.

Home team Jets wear Navy blue Away team Avalanche wear white Genius Canadian fans’ idea to show support for their team: Let’s all wear white.

If you worry about other peoples use of phrases it just show you’re lacking in self of steam.

Lol the Cardinals won’t get a blockbuster of prospects from the Yankees because they gave them all away for Frankie Montas and the cupboard is still bare. They’ll probably rush Jones and ruin him like they always do. Cards will take their time with Saggesse. For the record, I like Jones. I’d hate to see Goldschmidt forced to end his career with a failed playoff run or early exit because the Yankees got impatient with Rizzo. If the Twins keep stinking it up maybe the Yanks can get Santana. He’s not as washed as people think and has a good glove. Then again the Yanks scout trades like Warrior Spikes scouts WR. The shinier the object the better.

Nope Wait. Maybe he just went bald. Might be him.

Andrew Luck? Shirley.

That one is a double whammy. You pointed out the obvious one but it is also pronounced “Hey, Zeus”. It’s as if you’re buddies with Zeus and putting yourself on a level with him.

Lol last I checked this is not a New England board despite your fervent desire. My responses to you are indeed heavily NE related but that is due to your fandom and constant defense of them. Don’t get me wrong, that stuff makes perfect sense on Pats Planet, but it’s on and misplaced here. My posts not in response to you are about .043% NE related. Audit for verification at your leisure. I guess you’ve now evolved by Bills bashing to defend Chiefs. Should that be attributed to you being a fair weather fan or just a full time anti-Bills guy?