"Reasonable value" for Drunken Donut would simply be havinghimoffthe team. He whines, gets drunk and runs overTimHorton's. Yes, he has some marginally useful skill at times, as does neck tattoo. But their negative vibes being removed, even with zero in return, adds to the team. Waiting for teams to pay anything for them is going to be a long wait unless Tim Murray inexplicably lands in a position of power.