There were all kinds. Tootsie Pops, Charms, Whirlies, Jolly Rancher, Dum Dum....they all seemed guided by the unicorn butt. Their strange shapes seemed to throw the unicorn off his game or maybe the UFO had shields. It was looking grim there for a minute.
The unicorn was getting mad and looked like he wanted to yell. He nodded at me and I instinctively knew to throw him a packet of silica gel. He ate it, turned to the UFO, glared and said "Hey you alien ***holes UP YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Then he changed his tactics, and went with a direct weapon:
It was game over at that point.