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Science update:. Wishing for aliens has rendered geometry moot and turned trapezoids into triangles.

I had a friend named Brian Temple who got stoned and thought he could jump in the swimming pool from the 3rd story. He only missed by inches but that was enough. Be careful dudes.

Six lights in a v formation. Try drawing that out. Occum's Shaver says nope.

Is tomorrow the twelfth again?

I'm pretty sure Biden was off one millennium on the name of his own web site.

Get bent.

Ah. So doubling down on the crass. Classy.

It's a combination of: Fixed costs Variable Costs Extortion by the other countries These are all very simple things to understand but most prefer outrage.

I don't think so but if so that's fine by me.

Over the line IMO

Gillibrand says she'll Clorox the Oval Office. One look at her hair gives her credibility on the topic of bleach.

Move to higher ground.

She is a ditz who has never had a difficult day in her life. And that qualifies her to be angry about everything and talk down to all of us.

Biden implied drug users are illiterate. And nobody called him out?

If Inslee yells out "Cleveland Rocks" I will vote for him.

Clearly no one made you say anything, because you didn't say anything.

Amazon has been experimenting with drone delivery. Beerboy has a standing weekly Oreo order.....34 cases of with a gross of boxes each. Coincidence?

I'll take "Famous quotes from interrogation videos" for $800 Alex.

First Jay Cutler, now Josh Rosen. Next man up:. Jay Rosen.

Edwards sucked before during and after that ugly hit but his best game came after the hit.

If the defense gets to enter Inspector Clousseau highlights then it's all good.

Mr. Backstreet BoyZ didn't mention that it fell off the undercarriage of my Bently when Sven II hit a pothole did he?

Newman was an intergalactic mailman on Deep Space 9. He went with Quark to try to return spent dilithium canisters to another galaxy that had higher return deposits.

1. Not really,. My statements about aliens apply to this universe only. 2. Sure. But science can prove a lot of things. Parallel universes may some day be among those things even if we never see them. 3. Aliens wouldn't be boring. Neither would rainbow farting unicorns. Neither exist. The math spelling that out is in this thread. Some people don't grasp it. Others grasp it but deny it because they want to smoke pot and ponder like the comment above describes. That's harmless I guess but math is math whether sober or stoned.

Ted. Charles Manson.