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4merper4mer

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  1. Quick quiz:. If one believes a UFO with aliens has ever visited Earth, by definition they must also believe ____ __________.
  2. That wasn't a jagged little diet pill I guess.
  3. Erase one thing from that list and you've got an average Canadian.
  4. Brenda does fall for tricks like shabe udder but she is normal and her skin is spectacular. If you had the pleasure, I'm sure you'd forget any flaws she might have while gently caressing her perfect skin. It's almost as if it is caressing you back.
  5. Very funny. Tara is my third cousin, which is a little sketchy and she's not very attractive anyway. The rest are dudes.
  6. Why is everyone getting so bent out of shape here? It's not like she is my first cousin. She's my tied for 5th cousin so it's no big deal. My first cousin is Bob who is my dad's brother's kid. Then my mom's brother's kids Trevor and Tara, my mom's sister's kid Tom, then Brenda and Brandon who are twins, my tied for 5th cousins who are siblings with Bob. Can we focus on the $$$$$$$ now?
  7. I'm not going to lie we've had a few experiences. It's not a big deal though because she is my tied for 5th cousin.
  8. I'll check with cousin Brenda on the brand. I mean it must be really good because she said her skin is better than ever, and trust me she has beautiful skin. It glows and is soft to the touch from the tips of her toes to her soft heels, every inch of her long legs, the small of her back, and her beautiful shoulders.
  9. My tied for 5th cousin Brenda is a pretty cool chick overall and normally doesn't fall for a bunch of marketing hooh hah. Lately every time I talk to her she just raves about this new body wash she is using that is made from oatmeal and shabe udder. Now Brenda has always has amazing radiant supple skin that simply glows but she says it is the best it's ever been. I guess I can see how the oatmeal could be exfoliating but I still find it off putting. What about shabe udder though? No way. I'm not washing myself with anything udder and I never even heard of a shabe. It sounds like a slug. Gross. Anyway the point is even desirable, beautiful, normal people like Brenda can be suckered in by these products that have low costs and high margins. Oatmeal is practically free and udders can't be expensive but she pays $30 a bottle. Can you guys think of some crazy but cheap ingredients we can use for soap/candles/perfume or some other crap women will buy for big $$$$$?
  10. Any reports on whether this guy is a Glove Wearing Mary? We could have all 4 back there doing a square dance and when no one is looking, the Steelers guy can kick the ball.
  11. I know right. I mean I think it is cool that Jerry Hughes and Dawson Knox seem like free spirits but I don't want to see them hurt. Plus we play the Rams this year and their helmet logos clearly encourage violent hits.
  12. Even if it is close to Earth it is pretty impressive that a 6 foot asteroid can be detected in the first place.
  13. I think you meant to put this in the "Name that person" thread so I'll give it a shot: Tom Dempsey
  14. A thread that is titled "no political BS" and blames any side of a political spectrum for a problem that has yet to happen caused by a policy yet to be enacted seems perfectly fine to me. I was thinking of creating one blaming Libertarians for causing head injuries to players who might decide not to wear helmets.
  15. Has LeCom James lost any money because of this? If so, I'm outraged. If not, meh.
  16. With the Post Office in trouble, you should make a few extra bucks by starting the Pony Express 2.0.
  17. Reese Witherspoon without makeup?
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