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Chuck E Cheese trade scenario is at least as likely as yours.

Is this just another random guess? Here’s mine: Arizona receives: No players or picks from Buffalo. A free birthday party at Chuck E Cheese with unlimited game tokens and pizza for their GM and HC. Buffalo receives: A definitive press release in writing from Arizona stating that Hopkins will not be traded to Buffalo or released by Arizona. This board gets: The end of this ridiculous thread. Maybe. But I’m pretty sure you’ll work out a scenario where Arizona trades him to the Texans for a fifth and we get him from the Texans for a 6th and some additional Chuck E Cheese parties.

Lol another Bama bust Jameson Williams suspended for gambling. This program really turns out the winners.

Another way for a Bama player to bust. Oh, wait no. This bust method has already been used by Bama.

I’m pretty sure Beane doesn’t base his plans around random people on web boards that made Davis and Oliver the team villains five minutes after the ink dried Edmunds Bears contract.

Is Britt still missing?

Has she been found or does this still have Scott Peterson potential?

As alluded to above, maybe try Marissa Tomei.

If they don’t find Brittany soon we may need a QB this year.

Dude his longtime girlfriend has gone missing. That’s not good.

Not sure if you’re familiar with Forensic Files but these missing persons things usually end the same way and the significant other is usually involved. Ever heard of Scott Peterson?

Abanikanda forever.

Wait a minute. Now the Sabres new goalie has issues too?

Kyle Allen ain’t cutting it over the long haul.

Wait until he adds the part where we also trade for Hopkins, Beckham and Justin Jefferson.

There is another thread on here somewhere claiming Josh knocked up some bartender and Brittany has gone missing. I don’t know much of the detail but I’ve seen enough episodes of Forensic Files and Dateline NBC to be a bit worried.

Given the trouble apparently brewing with Josh, I think the Hooker thing is far more realistic…..not just trade ps using him as a chip, but having him rostered as insurance/backup.

Not sure who he is but one thing’s for sure: He’s taller than Jordan Addison.

You guess? Would it have been better if Terry reached out to you for prior approval?

I don’t think firsthand means what you think it means.

Imagination is likely to be required on that topic for a long time.

I’m convinced some of these guys are fake and straight up don’t even exist.

Any young player that doesn’t want to sign on to what the Sabres have going right now has to be an eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeediot. If he walks, we don’t want him anyway. Put him in the loser bin with Portillo and Eichole.

Maybe because he was one of the dudes who tied Gulliver down.

My playoff wishes: 1: Bruins bounced in embarrassing fashion 2: Marchand gets hit so hard that Lucic’s teeth fall out on a golf course in Calgary 3: Nope. Just two