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I heard that came from a parody account but am not sure of this.

So you’re saying the glass is a quarter empty?

Better do the State Farm Chiefs discount double check. And of that doesn’t work, they can have Andy’s secretary merge Taylor Swift into his call with Goodell.

If this were baseball and Luis Garcia retired, I’d also have a hard time remembering which one it was.

I don’t know but I do know that you do not make the “all spelling team”.

They might have got married last week. She might be a trophy wife. Wait a minute…..I’ve seen Forensic Files……this guy may have bumped off his first wife.

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How do you know when they got married?

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Or you could go to the store and buy a timer for about 5 bucks you cheap b@#$&*d.

Snoopy?

He’s a commie?

Maybe it’ll kill an equine and you can update your wardrobe.

Chiefs fans think the answer is meth. It just makes cents.

Not enough information. He spent a total of $140 on purchasing the cow and collected a total of $160 so they are trying to trick you into saying $20 but how long did he own the cow? It doesn’t say. He had to feed it, take it to the vet, buy a shovel to clean the poop, etc. He also may have sold a bunch of milk or maybe people paid him to take pictures with the cow. That’s before we get into permits, fees, taxes, pro-rated barn space, and opportunity cost because the same money could have been used to by chickens. Also he may have had to buy insurance on the cow in case someone mutilated it in an effort to convince morons that aliens actually exist. This whole thing is a big trick. Don’t fall for it.

I wish I could take credit for the comment I saw somewhere else: From gym beam to Jim Beam.

Such honest self reflection.

Pats troll logic: 1.Speak with arrogance, and as an arbiter of facts. 2. Demonstrate you have absolutely no clue what you’re talking about by saying things like “White had 2 dud years on two different teams” when he was actually only gone for one year. 3. ??????? 4. Profit

Cam Schlitter is a can’t miss Yankees prospect. Either he pans out or @BADOLBILZ has the easiest derogatory nickname ever. Win win.

Where does the Spandex Mafia stand on this?

There is also a rule called “The Taylor Swift’s boyfriend plays on my team” exemption.

I don’t think it was a virus. They just drove in Boston for a couple of hours.

As favorites I’d go with Tre, Schnow, Ed, Brown, Shakir and Groot.