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This is a spandex mafia thread right?

If he gets the Jets gig, I hear Adolphus Washington and Reggie Ragland will be unretiring.

Ok so it is automated. But the bad news is that if AI can figure out complicated stuff like that, then nobody is safe. Those identity protection companies are clearly all frauds.

Are these things really automated or is that baloney?

Personally, in this particular case, this sports talk guy is EXACTLY the guy I’d like to have making THIS decision.

I don’t think it’s about starting this year for either Jones or the acquiring team. I think it’s about at least the possibility of starting in the relatively near term future. Rams is my best guess. Stafford is old. Jimmy G and Stetson aren’t roadblocks.

I see Dallas and the Rams as sleepers to sign him. In LA he could be a backup for a year or two and have a shot.

Most sophisticated fan bases would team up to reconstruct Mozart’s 41st as the game winds down. They should never be irreverent and have a little fun unless their choice of music is approved by sophisticated experts. You clearly have superior taste and should apply to be the official fun approval czar.

Jelly roll? Egg roll? Stop, drop and roll? Cinnamon roll? lobster roll? Slow your roll?

When you assume you know what that generally means but……..assuming Kelce is being a douche bag is an accurate assumption 99.99999378994% of the time.

I’m shocked by that statistic and I bet others are as well. Let me check. Yup.

Oft suspended classy Bama receiver Jameson Williams grabbed his junk while leaping backward into the EZ. Refs missed it but fine will be fine.

The Lions may hold on and get the W against the Jags.

I have as much or more respect for old people than anyone but do I really need to see an annoying 1,000 year old man screaming on TV every time a Steelers opponent misses a field goal?

Plus the bye week will allow time for him to think up more ailments. I get that these “name” guys are tempting to GMs but they really should be avoided.