nutsack and declared: "Come with me, you fabulous lover!" and on that note, Boaty McBoatface, DC Tom, two ladyboys, and several crows all retreated to DC Tom's bedroom where the ladyboys were promptly ordered to whip DC Tom and call him an idiot while he engaged in a multitude of diverse, lewd acts with the ladyboys, who were specially flown in from Phuket at tremendous expense but DC Tom always considered them worth it, and furthermore, he always