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Fadingpain

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  1. This is still very much a rebuild in progress so I'm sure he isn't done.
  2. Right, like Paul McCartney being asked to do the closing ceremony at the London Olympics a few years ago. Not that big a gig. Or The Who doing the Superbowl halftime show a few years ago. Probably not much of a TV audience for that.
  3. Turning the corner, Bob turned on a single light bulb hanging from the ceiling, shining light on his latest torture victim: DC Tom.
  4. With a repair estimate of $1,347 facing Bob, he decided to do the only sensible thing he could do: turn around and go back home.
  5. LOL. An "unofficial" pre-season depth chart. I have some confederate bank notes with more value.
  6. Sure you can. They could have taken a bucket of wings from Duffs and 50 unsold Dareus Bills jerseys as compensation.
  7. The funny thing is that every time I see Ray Lewis speak, he comes across as self righteous and usually works Jesus into the mix, pretty quickly. He strikes me as a psycho who truly believes he did nothing wrong, even though he almost certainly did. I enjoy watching football players play football on a football field. Any other context and I don't really want to know they exist.
  8. There was a time, as a little kid, when I enjoyed facts of life. I always though Jo could be pretty hot if they had dressed her up and she wasn't playing the role of a tom boy. Charlotte Rae was in a ton of stuff over many years. RIP.
  9. "Oh ****," he thought, knowing he should have checked the engine oil level before leaving.
  10. One of my favorite moments in NFL history, and very inspirational!
  11. I tip 20% pretty much across the board. Waiting on tables is a really ****ty job, these people have to deal with !@#$s all the time, and they are getting paid nothing by the places where they work anyway. Something really odd has to take place to not tip a waiter. Like once every 10 years odd.
  12. Accompanied by nothing more than a loaded up '88 Toyota Camry, $180 in his pocket, and some unfulfilled dreams, Bob slowly pulled way.
  13. At first he wasn't sure, but on a second look, and much to Bob's utter amazement, the tree lurker was revealed to be none other than Kelvin Benjamin.
  14. But by a strange quirk of fate, the pointed tip of the umbrella jabbed through the gap between the teacher's arm and her side, such that she emerged from the fall relatively unscathed.
  15. It sounds funny at first, but consider most of the really famous, top acts in rock 'n roll are in fact elderly themselves. Paul McCartney: 76 Eric Clapton: 73 Sting: 66 Elton John: 71 Steven Tyler: 70 Eddie Van Halen: 63 Mick Jagger: 75 Roger Daltrey: 74 Pete Townshend: 73 Etc.
  16. Watkins will retire having accomplished little in his career. He's all potential, little performance.
  17. Watch the video and focus on #64's speed, agility, and overall level of athleticism, or lack thereof. He wouldn't make a training camp roster in the NFL in 2018.
  18. He comes from a Dallas shithole environment and his father is in jail for cocaine trafficking. I would imagine this kid as "at risk" for getting in trouble at all times. Hopefully he stays out of it.
  19. Coleman has great speed and a really quick burst off the line. If anyone is going to be on the receiving end of the odd Josh Allen bomb that utilizes Allen's arm strength, it's probably going to be Coleman. If he can stay on the field.
  20. Our retention rate in the last 5 years of our top picks has been atrocious.
  21. Kelvin reeled backward from the force of the scissor kick, smiled, and said to Bob, "Let's get it on!"
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