This inspired me to try again...
...I did the live chat function to complain about my CBS blackout. After about 5 minutes of apologies and offering nothing, I mentioned loyalty. She said she would look into what she could do for me. She insisted that there was nothing she could do about Sunday Ticket, but could offer a reduced monthly payment by 15 each month (I already got my price knocked down earlier this year). I asked if she could take the potential $180 in savings that I'd be afforded from this decrease in the bill directly to Sunday Ticket, but they were very inflexible on this.
At the end of the day, I walked away with another 15 dollar discount per month, an antenna that streams the local CBS for games paid 100% by DTV and no ticket. I'll take it