Alright all you turkeys, pay attention, because this is how it’s about to go down:
Josh Allen and company will roll into Detroit on Thanksgiving, and it’s almost certain they’ll be stuffing the ball down these guy’s throats. In fact, there is no telling who’s head will be mashed potatoes when all said and done. I fully understand that it seems like we’re down to string beans on defense, but don’t forget those sweet desserts that are ready to be served. Von Miller still has a pass rush as smooth as cool whip and he’s on the hunt for that last piece of pumpkin pie.
Dont go getting your giblets in a tizzy about all the details. It won’t all be gravy. There are plenty of sour cranberries out there that’ll tell you all about why the Lions will be a tough game, yam, yam, yam, yam, etc. When it’s all said and done, these guys are historically genocidal on Thanksgiving. Sit back, relax and enjoy your meals.
Lets feast, Buffalo. Go Bills!