That made me laugh, I joined the army, airborne school guarantee. 71Q, photo journalist. Get sent to the 82nd and never left the country, I wouldn't even qualify as a REMF.
Get out, eventually joined the Coast Guard and got Expeditionary Medals for Haiti and Iraq. Go figure.
"Then it’s Tommy this, an’ Tommy that, an’ “Tommy, ‘ow’s yer soul?”
But it’s “Thin red line of ‘eroes” when the drums begin to roll,
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it’s “Thin red line of ‘eroes” when the drums begin to roll.”