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Away Games You Plan To Attend
The Real Buffalo Joe replied to The Real Buffalo Joe's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I only root against you guys one game every four years. (Unless we end up meeting in the Super Bowl, in which case, two.) Especially the last few years, because I went to high school with Jake Schum. -
Away Games You Plan To Attend
The Real Buffalo Joe replied to The Real Buffalo Joe's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Wait, so if my wife is an idiot, would that make me an idiot once we're married? -
Away Games You Plan To Attend
The Real Buffalo Joe replied to The Real Buffalo Joe's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
With the way we're playing, I doubt it. -
Two questions. One for you, and one for her. First for her, why can't she just have you text it to her, since you obviously already have her number? For you. Since you know she's gonna ask anyway, why don't you just be proactive and post the damn address?
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Gotta let off some steam
The Real Buffalo Joe replied to Buffalo716's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I feel sorry for the guy, to be honest. It must be tough going through life with a 2.5 in wiener. -
2018 Slogan Contest
The Real Buffalo Joe replied to The Real Buffalo Joe's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Defending AFC Wildcard Spot #2 Champs -
What should the Buffalo Bills official slogan be for 2018?
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Which of Buffalo's 258 Points Were Your Favorite
The Real Buffalo Joe replied to Gugny's topic in Off the Wall Archives
The Packers are where I go to for proof that people don't hate the Patriots* out of some sort of weird jealousy. Outside of division rivals, and maybe Cowboys fans from the 90s, I don't think I've ever met anybody that hates the Packers. -
XFL Names Oliver Luck Commissioner and CEO
The Real Buffalo Joe replied to 26CornerBlitz's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
That's what NFL Europe was for. Honestly, I only think it failed because it was in Europe. If they tried an experimental league here, but in secondary cities, essentially where a AAA baseball team would play, I think it would be successful simply because it's football during the offseason. -
Which of Buffalo's 258 Points Were Your Favorite
The Real Buffalo Joe replied to Gugny's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Not exactly points. But I remember a sweet punt by Moorman inside the 20 last time we played at Lambeau. -
Whats the worst car problem you ever had
The Real Buffalo Joe replied to Ice bowl 67's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I once had my breaks go out in traffic. Thankfully it was slow rush hour traffic so I just pulled onto the median. Also ran out of gas once because I didn't feel like stopping at a gas station. Made it home. Couldn't start it the next morning. Kept trying to start it anyway. Learned me a lesson to the tune of $800. The best car problem I had was my alternator going out. I called my brother who's a mechanic and told him what was happening. He told me to pull into the closest parking lot, because I wasn't gonna make it home. Made it to a bar that had $2 wells that night. I didn't wannna drink. But I didn't want to be rude either, ya know. So I had a whiskey or four while waiting on the tow truck. -
NFL Logos ranked worst to first
The Real Buffalo Joe replied to Yav's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
or what the logo actually is. I've always felt it was a bad knockoff of our logo. Blue figure with a red streak. But the silver "elvis" face added in makes it just kind of creepy. -
Whats the worst car problem you ever had
The Real Buffalo Joe replied to Ice bowl 67's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Any comments about how we drove that close to a lake? Or left the jack there? Any sort of insult you'd like to hurl at me? Name you want to call me? -
Whats the worst car problem you ever had
The Real Buffalo Joe replied to Ice bowl 67's topic in Off the Wall Archives
Top This: A few years ago, I went camping in Texas Hill Country with my cousin and uncle. We were on this gigantic ranch. After my uncle went to bed, My cousin and I decided to drive around the property. We found a lake, and drove right up to the lake. The ground we drove on, was really dry... until about 6 inches deep. The truck got stuck in what was essentially quicksand. My uncle left his phone in his truck to charge, so he didn't hear our calls. We spent the night in the car, and he finally called us back the next morning. My tried pulling us out with a rope, nothing. We decided to try jacking the truck up to make it easier to pull, nothing. So we decided to go back to camp, get some food and water in us, then go back and try, or call a tow truck at least. We all jump up in the truck, and drive off. A mile down the road, just as luck would have it, we run over a sharp rock and get a flat tire. No biggie, we'll just put the spare on. Except the fact that the only jack we had, was in the only other vehicle we had, two miles back at the lake. About 20 oz of luke warm water between the three of us. So we had to hike two and a half miles each way, through giant hills, in the Texas heat. Got the jack, just to find out the last time my uncle had the tires rotated, the people at the dealership put the lugnuts on too tight that none of us could get them off with a regular lug wrench. Including my offensive lineman cousin. So we drove back on unpaved roads to camp, and had to get a two for one special from the tow truck driver. Ended up just staying an extra night.