The Real Buffalo Joe

I got lumps in my throat When I saw her comin' down the aisle I got the wiggles in my knees When she looked at me and sweetly smiled There she is again Standin' over by the record machine Looking like a model On the cover of a magazine She's too cute to be a minute over seventeen

So we all know that Pegula pulled a fast one on the NFL by buying the Buffalo Bills, despite owning the Buffalo Sabres in the NHL, which was against NFL rules at the time. He's obviously a slick businessman. I was talking with @BringBackFergy about this, and we came up with a genius solution. Here's what we need to do. Sign Tre White to a $15 million contract. Then, Pegula, seperately from the Buffalo Bills, signs him to an additional $10-15 million dollar a year endorsement deal for the 716 Bar. Saving cap space, and still giving the man what he wants.

Do-lang, do-lang, do-langDo-lang, do-langHe's so fine(Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang)Wish he were mine(Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang)That handsome boy over there(Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang)The one with the wavy hair(Do-lang, do-lang, do-lang)

People are strange when you're a stranger Faces look ugly when you're alone Women seem wicked when you're unwanted Streets are uneven when you're down When you're strange Faces come out of the rain When you're strange No one remembers your name When you're strange

I've actually read that if you play your cards right, you can make some money off of this scam. Not the millions they promise you. But they usually send a few smaller payments for a few hundred to gain your trust. You just have to then take the money out and ask for a new account number. That's why I have my parents in my phone as just their regular name, not Mom and Dad. And my wife has no special indicator. Read about people that lose their phones, and text close reletives "Hey, my car broke down and I lost my wallet. What's the credit card number so I can pay for a tow." While I trust my parents and wife that they probably wouldn't do that, I'd rather be safe than sorry.

Oh, my love, my darling I've hungered for your touch A long, lonely time Time goes by so slowly And time can do so much Are you still mine? I need your love I need your love God speed your love to me

We're rich! Publisher's Clearing House called my father in law today! He won 2 million (actually 2.8 million, which comes to 2,000,000 after taxes), AND a brand new Mercedes Benz. All my father in law had to do was send them $500 for tax purposes, which make sense, that is a lot of money. For real though, watch out for this scam. PCH doesn't call people. They literally just show up at their house and surprises them with a big check.

Last night I took a walk in the dark To a place called Palisades Park To have some fun, to see what I could see That's where the girls are I took a ride on the shoopty shoop The girl I sat with almost, almost puked And when it stopped She was holding hands with me

My dad's theory is that they were the best at one time. They gained local notoriety. Realized they could make their hot dogs cheaper, and knew they were still better than your average Oscar Mayer, Ball Park, etc, and have coasted on their brand loyalty for years.

When the sun goes down on my side of town That lonesome feeling comes to my door And the whole world turns blue And there's a rundown bar across the railroad tracks I got a table for two, way in the back Where I sit alone and I think of losing you I spend most every night Beneath the light of a neon moon If you lose your one and only There's always room here for the lonely To watch your broken dreams dance in and out of the beams Of a neon moon

You say you will love me If I have to go You'll be thinking of me Somehow I will know Someday when I'm lonely Wishing you weren't so far away Then I will remember Things we said today

Give a little bitGive a little bit of your love to meI'll Give a little bitI'll give a little bit of my love to youSee the man with the lonely eyesTake his hand, you'll be surprised

IN before moved to PPP.

What would you doif I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song And I'll try not to sing out of key Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

I'm sure it's a way of still living a retired life while still being involved with the game he loves.

One, two, three, four Can I have a little more? Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten I love you A B C D Can I bring my friend to tea? E F G H I J I love you Bom bom bom bompa bom Sail the ship, bompa bom Chop the tree, bompa bom Skip the rope, bompa bom Look at me All together now All together now All together now All together now All together now All together now All together now All together now

There have been plenty of great players that went on to have respectable coaching careers. And plently of respectable players that went on to have great coaching careers. Is there anybody who had careers where both their coaching and playing careers were HOF worthy, or close to it? Any sport. For example, Joe Torre is a shoo-in for the HOF. He was a respectable player, but certainly not HOF worthy.

Marv started his coaching career with HS football and Basketball. Gotta start somewhere.

Yes. As long as the XFL stays in their lane, and doesn't pull a USFL and try to overtake, or even compete with the NFL, they'll be just fine. The ratings drop was expected as the novelty wore off, and they're still pulling better than most nationally televised NHL and MLS games. The XFL is doing just fine, or arguably better than expected.

Early in the evenin' just about supper time Over by the courthouse they're starting to unwind Four kids on the corner trying to bring you up Willy picks a tune out and he blows it on the harp Down on the corner Out in the street Willy and the Poor Boys are playin' Bring a nickel, tap your feet

I've heard the legends from my parents. Honestly, it's a good thing for me that they moved. I lived a block away, so I'd be 450 lbs if they were still there. I still went there a lot, but at least had to walk a mile each way to get one.

Yeah. Whenever the tourney comes to Buffalo, my uncle goes downtown, watches the opening game at a bar, and finds someone in the losing team's gear, and gets a cheap if not free ticket for the rest of the weekend.

Obviously all the true music fans here, like @Gugny can all agree that the REAL Woodstock had such classic artists like Kid Rock, Insane Clown Posse, and Limp Bizkit.

Crazy part is Carlos was tripping hard on LSD. He thought that the guitar strings were snakes, and if he played one wrong note, God was gonna strike him dead right then and there.

I should have been more specific. Anybody that played during the middle of the night or the rainstorm wasn't pleased with their performance. The Who come to mind.