The Real Buffalo Joe

I'll never forget you and love you inspite of your faults The good and the bad I want to remember it all I did a new dance and you did your Tennessee Waltz The party's all over I came uninvited I'm leaving and taking the belle of the ball

I should have known you'd bid me farewell There's a lesson to be learned from this and I learned it very well Now I know you're not the only starfish in the sea If I never hear your name again, it's all the same to me And I think it's gonna be all right Yeah, the worst is over now The mornin' sun is shinin' like a red rubber ball

Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game, mm yeah Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me Lucifer 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

She's a good girl, loves her mama Loves Jesus and America too She's a good girl, she's crazy 'bout Elvis Loves horses and her boyfriend too And it's a long day livin' in Reseda There's a freeway runnin' through the yard And I'm a bad boy, 'cause I don't even miss her I'm a bad boy for breakin' her heart And I'm free Free fallin' Yeah I'm free Free fallin'

Preacher man talking on T.V. Puttin' down the rock and roll Wants me to send a donation 'Cause he's worried about my soul He said Jesus walked on the water And I know that it's true But sometimes I think that preacherman Would like to do a little walking too But I ain't asking nobody for nothin' If I cant get it on my own If you don't like the way I'm livin' You just leave this long-haired country boy alone (Yes. I posted two Charlie Daniels Band in a row, but they both worked.)

He's a friend of them long haired, hippie type, pino f**s, I bet you he's even got a commie flag, tacked up on the wall in side of his garage.

So hard to find my way Now that I'm all on my own I saw you just the other day My, how you have grown Cast my memory back there, Lord Sometimes I'm overcome thinking 'bout Making love in the green grass Behind the stadium with you My brown-eyed girl You, my brown-eyed girl Do you remember when we used to sing Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da

I done ran into my baby And finally found my old blue jean I done ran into my baby And finally found my old blue jean Well, I could tell that they was mine From the oil and the gasoline If I ever get back my blue jean Lord, how happy could one man be If I ever get back my blue jean Lord, how happy could one man be 'Cause if I get back those blue jeans You know, my baby be bringin' 'em home to me

Bases are loaded and Casey's at bat Playin' it play by play Time to change the batter And we don't need the ladies Crying 'cause the storie's sad, uh huh Rocky Moutain Way Is better than the way we had

Only been there once on a road trip with my parents, and stopped for the night. The Days Inn was pretty nice, good English Muffins. The Denny's left something to be desired though.

I hear the train a comin' It's rollin' 'round the bend, And I ain't seen the sunshine, Since, I don't know when, I'm stuck in Folsom Prison, And time keeps draggin' on, But that train keeps a-rollin', On down to San Antone.

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight In the jungle the quiet jungle The lion sleeps tonight

Lord I have loved some ladies And I have loved Jim Beam And they both tried to kill me in 1973. When that doctor asked me, Son how did you get in this condition? I said, hey sawbones, I'm just carrying on an ole family tradition

The first time that I got it I was just ten years old I got it from some kitty next door I went and see the Dr. and he gave me the cure I think I got it some more They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever

We were wrapped up in our music that's why we never saw The car pulls up the boys get out and the room fills up with law They came boundin' through the backdoor in the middle of a song They got me for possession for something that was gone long gone

I see a red door and I want it painted black No colors anymore I want them to turn black I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

All the young girls love Alice Tender young Alice, they say Come over and see me Come over and please me Alice, it's my turn today

Whatta we gonna tell your mama Whatta we gonna tell your pa Whatta we gonna tell our friends when they say Ooh, La La. Wake up little Susie Wake up little Susie, well

Bop bopa-a-lu a whop bam boo Tutti frutti, oh Rudy Tutti frutti, woo Tutti frutti, oh Rudy Tutti frutti, oh Rudy Tutti frutti, oh Rudy A whop bop-a-lu a whop bam boo Got a girl named Sue, she knows just what to do I got a girl named Sue, she knows just what to do She rock to the east, she rocks to the west But she's the girl that I know best

When you're talking to me That baby talk I like it like that Oh yeah Talk that talk Walk that walk Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom. A how, A how, A how, A how.

Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high Take a look, it's in a book, A Reading Rainbow! I can go anywhere Friends to know, and ways to grow A Reading Rainbow!

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the best times (Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boooooy) I get knocked down, but I get up again You are never gonna keep me down

Mama's got a squeeze box She wears on her chest And when daddy comes home He never gets no rest 'Cause she's playing all night And the music's all right Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night

Just as every cop, is a criminal, And ALL, the sinners saints. As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer Because I'm in need of some restraint.

Assuming money/cap isn't an issue, Fitz every time. Just promise me we don't fall in to the trap of him stringing together three good games and declaring him the franchise savior.