The Real Buffalo Joe

It's okay I understand This ain't no never-never land I hope that when this issue's gone I'll see you when your clothes are on Take you car, yes we will We'll take your car and drive it We'll take it to a motel room And take 'em off in private A part of me has just been ripped The pages from my mind are stripped Oh no, I can't deny it Oh yeah, I guess I gotta buy it My blood runs cold My memory has just been sold My angel is the centerfold Angel is the centerfold

Well, I got a woman, way over town That's good to me, oh yeah Said I got a woman, way over town Good to me, oh yeah She gives me money when I'm in need Yeah, she's a kind of friend indeed I got a woman, way over town That's good to me, oh yeah

She gets too hungry for dinner at eight She likes the theatre and never comes late She never bothers with people she'd hate That's why the lady is a tramp Doesn't like crap games with barons or earls Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls Won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls That's why the lady is a tramp

You used to laugh about Everybody that was hangin' out Now you don't walk so proud Now you don't talk so loud About having to be scrounging for your Next meal How does it feel How does it feel To be on your own With no direction home A complete unknown Just like a rolling stone?

The Bills make me wanna SHOUT! Kick your heels up and SHOUT! Throw your hands up and SHOUT! Throw your head back and SHOUT! C’mon now the Bills are makin’ it happen now Stand up c’mon and shout Yea Say you will-Shout it right now baby Say you will-C’mon C’mon Say you will-And Shout! Say you will-Yea… SHOUT! Buffalo’s happen’ now SHOUT! We’re on the move now SHOUT! The Bills are happenin’ now SHOUT! They’re makin’ it happen now SHOUT! We’ve got the spirit SHOUT! A lotta’ spirit, yea SHOUT! We’ve got the spirit SHOUT! Just watch it happen now Hey ay ay ay (Hey ay ay ay) Hey ay ay ay (Hey ay ay ay) Let’s go Buffalo (Let’s go Buffalo) Let’s go Buffalo (Let’s go Buffalo) The Bills make me wanna SHOUT!

Every morning there's a halo hangin From the corner of my girlfriend's four post bed I know it's not mine but I'll see if I can use it for The weekend or a one-night stand Couldn't understand How to work it out Once again as predicted left my broken heart open And you ripped it out Something's got me reeling Stopped me from believing Turn me around again Said that we can do it Why'know I want to do it again

I got a little change in my pocket goin' jing-a-ling-a-ling Wants to call you on the telephone baby, a-give you a ring But each time we talk, I get the same old thing Always no hug-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin' ring My honey my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself

Maybe I didn't love you Quite as often as I could have And maybe I didn't treat you Quite as good as I should have If I made you feel second best Girl I'm sorry I was blind But, you were always on my mind You were always on my mind

It's an invitation across the nation, a chance for folks to meet They'll be laughing and singing, music swinging Dancing in the street Philadelphia, pa Baltimore in dc now Don't forget the motor city On the streets of brazil Back in the ussr No matter where you are All we need is music, sweet music There'll be music everywhere They'll be swinging, swaying, records playing Dancing in the street, oh

When I get off of this mountain You know where I want to go Straight down the Mississippi river To the Gulf of Mexico To Lake Charles, Louisiana Little Bessie, a girl that I once knew And she told me just to come on by If there's anything she could do Up on Cripple Creek she sends me If I spring a leak she mends me I don't have to speak she defends me A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one

For those who may have planned to see him, the tour has been rescheduled. I already have a floor ticket for the Houston show. June 21 – Chicago, IL @ Soldier Field June 25 – Chicago, IL @ Soldier Field June 29 – Ontario, Canada @ Burl’s Creek July 3 – Washington, DC @ FedEx Field July 7 – Foxboro, MA* @ Gillette Stadium* July 14 – New Orleans, LA @ Mercedes-Benz Superdome (Tickets on sale May 31st at 10am local time) July 19 – Jacksonville, FL @ TIAA Bank Field July 23 – Philadelphia, PA @ Lincoln Financial Field July 27 – Houston, TX @ NRG Stadium August 1 – East Rutherford, NJ @ MetLife Stadium August 5 – East Rutherford, NJ @ MetLife Stadium August 10 – Denver, CO @ Broncos Stadium at Mile High August 14 – Seattle, WA @ CenturyLink Field August 18 – Santa Clara, CA @ Levi’s®️ Stadium August 22 – Pasadena, CA @ The Rose Bowl August 26 – Glendale, AZ @ State Farm Stadium August 31 – Miami, FL @ Hard Rock Stadium The cool part is that they were telling people that they weren't gonna reschedule the New Orleans show because that was part of Jazz Fest. Sucks that people will have to rebuy the tickets, but still cool they were able to fit them in.

Have you ever seen them both at the same time? I'm just asking questions.

Madman drummers bummers Indians in the summer With a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps As the adolescent pumps His way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder Feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasin' Sneezin' and wheezin The calliope crashed to the ground The calliope crashed to the ground Well she was Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night

I pay my money to the welfare line I see ya standing in it every time Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends

Sitting in the classroom, thinking it's a drag Listening to the teacher rap, just ain't my bag The noon bells rings, you know that's my cue I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number two! Smokin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school

Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison And I went to pick her up in the rain But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck She got run over by a damned old train

Yeah. I find it a weird coincidence that he allegedly decided to ask Robin Williams for forgiveness literally the day before he died.

Not sure if it's cheating. But my dad had a teacher in high school who loved teaching history, and was great at it. However, he was also forced to teach English, which he put almost no effort into. All of the questions on the test were literally just the review questions from the back of the cliff notes "study" guide. So they wouldn't even have to read the cliff notes. Just the study guide in the back.

When I was in high school, anybody taking a final exam were all put in the school gym. A teacher was telling me she saw a student copying the answers from another one, and it was glaringly obvious. At first, she was gonna say something. Then realized the idiot was copying from someone taking a different test, so just let it be and let the kid seal his own fate.

IN before PPP!

I thought the same thing a few years ago when he was getting ready for a tour and showed pictures of himself in a dance studio working with a choreographer. What's weird if you turn the sound on, it seems he's doing full lip syncs to songs that aren't his. 75? Hell, I'm 28 and can't move like that! Glad to see that. I have floor seats for the Houston show whenever it gets rescheduled.

Mr. Mojo Risin', Mr. Mojo Risin' Mr. Mojo Risin', Mr. Mojo Risin' Got to keep on risin' Mr. Mojo Risin', Mr. Mojo Risin' Mojo Risin', gotta Mojo Risin' Mr. Mojo Risin', gotta keep on risin' Risin', risin' Gone risin', risin' I'm gone risin', risin' I gotta risin', risin' Well, risin', risin' I gotta, wooo, yeah, risin' Whoa, oh yeah

Mister Trouble never hangs around When he hears this Mighty sound. "Here I come to save the day" That means that Mighty Mouse is on his way. Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right Mighty Mouse will join the fight. On the sea or on the land, He gets the situation well in hand.

Work so hard I couldn't unwind Get some money saved Abuse my love a thousand times However hard I tried Heartbreaker, your time has come Can't take your evil way Go away heartbreaker Heartbreaker Heartbreaker Heart

There is nothing that is wrong In wanting you to stay here with me I know you've got somewhere to go But won't you make yourself at home and stay with me? And don't you ever leave Lay down, Sally, and rest you in my arms Don't you think you want someone to talk to? Lay down, Sally, no need to leave so soon I've been trying all night long just to talk to you