The Real Buffalo Joe

He posted a video yesterday titled "Rest in Piece Michael." He later reposted fixing the typo, but the content was talking about how much fun his kids had at Neverland Ranch.

Walkin' in the park just the other day, baby What do you what do you think I saw? Crowds of people sittin' on the grass with flowers in their hair said Hey Boy do you want to score? And you know how it is I really don't know what time it was oh, oh So I asked them if I could stay awhile

I'm sure he's got the money to buy close to, if not the exact same guitars. And if Irsay is truly a fan (I honestly don't know, people with money like that buy things like that for sh*ts and giggles) I'm sure he'd lend it back to him for a true (as possible) Pink Floyd reunion tour.

Love to see them play a full album too. Dark Side, Wall, or WYWH. Nick Mason has been touring, playing mostly early stuff from the Syd years, so he'd probably jump back on board unless there's some bad blood I'm not aware of.

@Gugny mentioned wanting Dennis DeYoung back with Styx. It got me thinking, what other groups where the core of the band is still alive and able to play would you like to see get back together? Either a band that's had a complete breakup, or in the case of Styx, still together, but a missing piece is still on a solo kick. My answers. Led Zeppelin, of course with Jason on drums. Doug Clifford (drummer) and Stu cook (bassist) have been touring with a new (new as in 20 years, but you catch my drift) called Creedence Clearwater Revisited. I've seen them twice and they're not bad at all. But I'd love to see them put their differences aside with Fogerty for a tour. I've read rumors of Michael Anthony rejoining Van Halen. "Wolife" can hold his own on the bass. Playing riffs that were already written, I mean his dad is Eddie Van Halen. But people don't realize what Michael Anthony contributed in terms of backup vocals. I know it's a pipe dream, but getting both Diamond Dave and Sammy on the same tour would be awesome too.

Well I don't know where they come from But they sure do come I hope they comin' for me And I don't know how they do it but they sure do it good I hope they doin' it for free They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever The first time that I got it I was just ten years old I got it from some kitty next door I went and see the Dr. and he gave me the cure I think I got it some more They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever

Alright Now dig this, baby You don't care for me I don't care about that You got a new fool, ha! I like it like that I have only one burning desire Let me stand next to your fire Let me stand next to your fire (Hey! Let me stand next to your fire) Let me stand next to your fire (Whoa, let me stand baby) Let me stand next to your fire (Let me stand) Let me stand next to your fire (Yeah baby) Listen here, baby And stop acting so crazy You say your mamma ain't home It ain't my concern Just don’t play with me and you won’t get burned I have only an itching desire Let me stand next to your fire

Uptown girl She's been living in her uptown world I bet she's never had a backstreet guy I bet her mama never told her why I'm gonna try for an uptown girl She's been living in her white bread world As long as anyone with hot blood can And now she's looking for a downtown man That's what I am And when she knows What she wants from her time And when she wakes up And makes up her mind

Hast du etwas Zeit für mich Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich Von neunundneunzig Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Denkst du vielleicht grad an mich Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich Von neunundneunzig Luftballons Und, dass so was von so was kommt Neunundneunzig Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont Hielt man für UFOs aus dem All Darum schickte ein General 'Ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher Alarm zu geben, wenn's so wär Dabei waren dort am Horizont Nur neunundneunzig Luftballons

Well we're living here in Allentown And they're closing all the factories down Out in Bethlehem they're killing time Filling out forms Standing in line Well our fathers fought the Second World War Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore Met our mothers in the USO Asked them to dance Danced with them slow And we're living here in Allentown But the restlessness was handed down And it's getting very hard to stay Well we're waiting here in Allentown For the Pennsylvania we never found For the promises our teachers gave If we worked hard If we behaved So the graduations hang on the wall But they never really helped us at all No they never taught us what was real Iron and coal And chromium steel And we're waiting here in Allentown But they've taken all the coal from the ground And the union people crawled away Every child has a pretty good shot To get at least as far as their old man got But something happened on the way to that place They threw an American flag in our place Well I'm living here in Allentown And it's hard to keep a good man down But I won't be giving up today And we're living here in Allentown

How you doin' out there? Ya ever seem to have one of those days Where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case? From your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well, ya know, I used to have 'em just about all the time But I found a way to get out of 'em Let me tell you about it! Sitting in the classroom, thinking it's a drag Listening to the teacher rap, just ain't my bag The noon bells rings, you know that's my cue I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number two! Smokin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school

Yeah bring me champagne when I'm thirsty Bring me reefer when I want to get high Yeah bring me champagne when I'm thirsty Bring me reefer when I want to get high Well you know when I'm lonely Bring my woman set her right down here by my side Well you know there should be no law On people that want to smoke a little dope Well you know there should be no law On people that want to smoke a little dope Well you know it's good for your head And it relax your body don't you know Every time I get high I lay my head down on my baby's breast Well you know I lay down be quiet Tryin' to take my rest Well you know she done hug and kiss me Says Muddy you're one man that I love the best Well I'm gonna get high I'm gonna get high just as sure as you know my name Well you know I'm gonna get so high this mornin' It's going to be a cryin' shame Well you know I'm gonna stick with my reefer I ain't gonna be messing round with no cocaine

One hot angel One cool devil Your mind on the fantasy Living on the ecstasy Give it all, give it Give it what you got Come on give it all a lot Pick it up move it Give it to the spot Your mind on fantasy Living on ecstasy Runaway train (Running right off the track) Runaway train (Running right off the track) Runaway train (Running right off the track) Yeah the runaway train (Running right off the track)

Nowhere to run to, baby Nowhere to hide Got nowhere to run to, baby Nowhere to hide It's not love I'm running from It's the heartaches That I know will come 'Cause I know You're no good for me But you've become A part of me Everywhere I go Your face I see Every step I take You take with me, yeah

Little girl, it's a great big world But there's only one of me You can't touch 'cause I cost too much, but Tonight I'm gonna rock you Tonight I'm gonna rock you Tonight I'm gonna rock you Tonight I'm gonna rock you Tonight! You're sweet, but you're just four feet And you still got your baby teeth You're too young, and I'm too well hung Tonight I'm gonna rock you Tonight I'm gonna rock you Tonight I'm gonna rock you Tonight I'm gonna rock you Tonight!

Such a petty thing to say, but I love it. Parker I'm guessing?

And another thing! Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10, but buns only come in packs of 8?

I've read this story was actually a myth. There's no record of it and he denied it.

Riding along in my automobile My baby beside me at the wheel I stole a kiss at the turn of a mile My curiosity runnin' wild Crusin' and playin' the radio With no particular place to go Riding along in my automobile I was anxious to tell her the way I feel So I told her softly and sincere And she leaned and whispered in my ear Cuddlin' more and drivin' slow With no particular place to go No particular place to go So we parked way out on the Kokomo The night was young and the moon was gold So we both decided to take a stroll Can you image the way I felt I couldn't unfasten her safety belt Ridin' along in my calaboose Still trying to get her belt a-loose All the way home I held a grudge For the safety belt that wouldn't budge Crusin' and playin' the radio With no particular place to go

I used to have a poster of them in my bedroom with the complete script underneath it. Bought it in Cooperstown. There's a wax museum there and in one room, has two statues of them, with Who's on First playing on a loop.

Come on everybody! Clap your hands! Aw, you're looking good! I'm gonna sing my song It won't take long! We're gonna do the Twist And it goes like this: Come on let's twist again Like we did last summer! Yeah, let's twist again Like we did last year!

Rodney Dangerfield is my absolute favorite comedian of all time. Abbott & Costello are great too. Literally have heard "Who's On First" 100 x and I still laugh hysterically at certain parts. But they also have so much more than that sketch that are absolute classics.

One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock We're gonna rock around the clock tonight Put your glad rags on and join me, hon' We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one We're gonna rock around the clock tonight We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight When the clock strikes two, three and four If the band slows down we'll yell for more We're gonna rock around the clock tonight We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight When the chimes ring five, six and seven We'll be right in seventh heaven We're gonna rock around the clock tonight We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight When it's eight, nine, ten, eleven too I'll be goin' strong and so will you We're gonna rock around the clock tonight We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight When the clock strikes twelve, we'll cool off then Start a rockin' round the clock again We're gonna rock around the clock tonight We're gonna rock, rock, rock, 'til broad daylight We're gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight

Here's a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note for note Don't worry, be happy In every life we have some trouble But when you worry you make it double Don't worry, be happy Don't worry, be happy now

Everything after IV besides Physical Graffiti.