Doug Flutie and the team make the playoffs, so he takes the whole offense out to a celebration dinner. They all get food poisoning so the Second String, mostly practice squad tackling dummies have to come in. The coach, a mean guy named Chuck Dicktor (totally not Chuck Dickerson) had some past issues with the now starting QB, who's getting old but wins based on trick plays that make the statue of liberty play look professional. Long story short, they line up to win the Super Bowl by kicking a FG in reference to Wide Right, and then it's a fake, and they win by throwing the ball backwards a bunch of time to win (in reference to the Music City Tragedy). So basically, even when I want to pretend my team is winning the Super Bowl, I can't enjoy it.