The Real Buffalo Joe

Three popes. Five Presidential terms, held by three different people.

A new hashtag going around where you list everything that's happened in your life since the Bills made the playoffs. Lets see. For me it would be: Bill Clinton is president, Learn to ride a bike, Get my own bike, go to middle school, George W. Bush elected president, Middle School, High School, First beer. George W. Bush's 2nd term, Learn to drive a car. Graduate High School.Start College. Obama elected. Drop out of college. Move to Texas. First legal beer. First full time job.Gain 30 pounds. Get my own car. Get my own apartment. Obama re-elected. Lost fifty pounds.

Why isn't Nate Hackett an option?

Billy Buffalo.

6 h 56 min from Foxborough to Orchard Park. 6 h 38 min from NYC to Orchard Park. So yeah, he bought that house in NYC so that he could save that 18 minute drive.

He ain't going nowhere. We had our chance. We took Torrell Troup instead. So we got that going for us.

Whoa!

Get this guys. Eli Manning is in a contract year right now. He too has a home in NYC. The stars are aligning Bills fans!!!!1!!!1!

tl;dr version: Tom and Gisselle have an apartment in NYC, so Brady is a lock to come to Buffalo.

-Who's committing a fire-able offense this time. -They should put EJ in. -Tuel couldn't be any worse than this -Man, I miss Fitzpatrick -If only we had drafted Russel Wilson -If only we had drafted JJ Watt -If only Jimmy Carter hadn't won the election. -If only We would have beaten the Steelers 2nd and 3rd strings in week 16 -If only we had drafted Tom Brady -If only they had started Doug Flutie -If only I had the courage to talk Stacy in 7th grade home room. -If only we would have one won of those Super Bowls -If only I didn't use the wrong one/won in that last thought -If only Brett Hull hadn't scored that goal -If only Darcy Regier would have retained Drury and/or Briere and/or Campbell -If only we had beaten KC -If only Kiko wasn't hurt right now

I'm in Houston Texas now, but there's one Canadian bar in the town. I used to go there to watch the Sabres, but got the Center Ice now, so don't go there much anymore. Next time I stop in though I'll give it a try. Thanks.

Question. Every time I go to bars in Canada, they advertise a beer called Kokanee. I've never had it, but based on the marketing, it seems to be a crappy cheap, "quantity over quality" beer, such as a Natty Light or Keystone. Is this true?

Bills Backers of Houston Christian's Tailgate Midtown 2000 Bagby Houston, TX 77002, USA

When we are officially eliminated from the playoffs, and even then I'd think about it. But I would like to see if he shows improvement. Maybe if this upcoming Jets game is anything like the last one, bring him in during garbage time.

That's why I prefer Siri, who told me the Buffalo Bills were the best team in the NFL. She told me that in week two. I stopped asking after that just because she already knew, and didn't want to be bothered.

Doug: Wanna make pizza rolls in the microwave? Doug: But Mr. Brandon says we're not 'apposed to. Doug: Don't be chicken. Doug: But he said! Doug: We'll be really quiet. Doug: I don't wanna wake him up. We'll never be able to have a sleep over again!

Why were we going for the TD every time when we only needed ten yards to get the first down?

There's this kid playing pee-wee in Pocatello, Idaho, dude's a beast. We should tank for him.

But then what will we do here?!?!?!? We'll only have Rounds 2-7, plus free agency, plus the remaining roster to complain about!

We're talking about locking him up long term, offering him enough money to want to stay.

I know there are countless topics about whether or not Kyle Orton is the guy, I wanted to see what Kyle Would would have to do to earn a contract extension.

I literally switched churches when my other church consolidated to only two services, both of which would make me late for Bills games. I'm also bummed that I'm going back to Buffalo for Christmas when there is no game the weekend before or after.

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I've gotten to the point where I only worry when they pick in our favor.