The Real Buffalo Joe

I was trying to keep this Bills related. Now that it isn't, my Boss told me I had too much hatred in my heart. He told me to make a list of everything/person I hate. This document is dated May 2013. New York YankeesAlex Rodriguez George Steinbrunner Fans New England PatriotsTom Brady Bill Belicheat MSNBC Piers Morgan Miami DolphinsDan Marino Don Shula 1972 LeBron James Indoor/domed baseball stadiums Cheap BeerNatty Light Bud Light Busch Light Keystone Light Elvis Presley Computerized music Toronto Maple Leafs Sydney Crosby The word “soda” California Hippies Country songs about redneck/southern/small town/rural pride Double Negatives The Burger King at the corner of 646 and 517 in Dickinson, TX The Night staff at the Alvin Kroger New York City Willis McGahee Alex Rodriguez The Houston Rockets NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman The song “Imagine” by John Lennon PETA Baytown Seafood in Alvin The Big Bang Theory Two and a Half Men (with Ashton Kutcher) Dane Cook Soccer Rochester, NY Jay Leno The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame The Baltimore Ravens/Art Modell The Tennessee Titans/ Bud Adams Wrong usage of the word “literally” Hidden fees when buying tickets Des Moines, Iowa The 1919 Chicago White Sox The word “Kudos.” Dallas Cowboys The term “America’s Team” to describe the aforementioned team People who love country music People who hate country music Uncool cars that get “tricked out.” Disco Music People with Bob Marley/Nirvana shirts/posters and don’t know more than three songs from them. People who show up late to a sporting event

The best way to show how tough and original you are is to make an atheistic comment on an internet forum.

But you have to come back and insult your old team and then get mad when people jump on you.

Cute Baby Pic.

I had a customer at work once. Lady was in her 80s. Her and her husband were 49ers fans and season ticket holder literally since day 1. They wanted to charge them $20,000 plus the seats.

As a Bills fan there are a lot of people you're required to hate. Who do you hate the most, and why? Feel free to add more. In no particular order Bon Jovi Doug Marrone Willis McGahee Tom Brady Bill Belicheat Brian Belicheat Donte (W)Hitner Jason Peters Rob Johnson The 1999-2000 Tennesee Titans

KikoSeeBallKikoGetBall doesn't see the humor in the grammar of his screen name.

One of them is 21, but I already called dibs. I said I'm so grateful that they saved both my favorite sports teams that I'd babysit for them for free.

525 miles. That's the exact distance from One Bills Drive to Solider Field.

I've often daydreamed about owning a minor league baseball team. All the fun of owning the team, promotions and all, but the parent club makes all the player/coaching decisions for you, so there's nothing to stress about.

Now that I know he's a blues fan, I almost feel bad for all my remarks about joesixpack's mother. In no particular order: Texas Flood - Stevie Ray Damn Right I got the Blues - Buddy Guy The Jack - AC/DC (I know not a blues band, but still a great blues song.) One Bourbon, One Scotch, One beer - John Lee Hooker Bus Driver - Muddy Waters Love in Vein - Both the Robert Johnson and Rolling Stones versions Boom Boom - John Lee Hooker Crossroad Blues - Robert Johnson Champagne and Reefer - Muddy Waters One Way Out - Sonny Boy Williamson/Allman Brothers

You may be able to own the Bills and Sabres at the same time, but the jury is still out.

Tom, I noticed you didn't post a list of your favorite posters that you love so very much. Did you forget to do so?

If we take OJ down, no more playing any Michael Jackson songs at the games.

Not including joesixpack's mom.

True. I've almost come to terms with No Goal. Because it was a stupid rule in the first place, but it was a rule. There was no guarantee we would have won that game anyway. Even if we did win, that was only game 6, so we still would have had to play the next night. Where with Music City and Wide Right, those were game/championship winners. Also, I'm more of a Bills fan as well. That being said, #!*& Brett Hull!

What hurts more? This, Wide Right, or No Goal?

I agree. As much as I hate admitting it, I rooted for the Patriots that year, just so my Dolphins fan brother would STFU about it.

BillsFanM.D. Gives out prescriptions for Bad Medicine in honor of the dude in my profile pic.

He's just mad about joesixpacks' mom not calling back after what happened in the portapotty behind Soilder Field before the game during her week one road trip.

Would you atleast accept such a compromise?

NO more, Mr, Glee.

What if we did just take the name off, but left the 32 up?

Tommy Tutone's smash 1982 hit 8675309 isn't about a phone number, as common misconceptions have lead us to believe. But it is in fact the number of sexual partners josesixpack's mother, Jenny, had in that particular year.

I actually voted yes. But Ty Cobb was just an @$$%0!e and a racist. That's far different from alleged double murderer.