The Real Buffalo Joe

First thing I have to do is find a women willing to allow me to touch her lady parts.

Eff this guy. What a douche. Does he think he's better than me?

Anybody else upset that they did the Weekend Update montage, then Chevy Chase came out, and didn't inform us that he was Chevy Chase, and we're not?

Then why the hell are you awake at 8 AM?

Monday.

Lol.

Can you explain that so BF4E can understand? Unless of course Beerball wants to close before it gets to graphic.

What are your favorite cover songs recorded? I've been fond of both versions of this song as of late. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BkPm8JIJJQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao9Rbr7uybQ I've always thought a cover song needs to stay true to the original, while still adding something new. So a bad cover song would be Aerosmith's "Come Together" in my opinion. Their version is alright, but what do they give me that the Beatles didn't? Worst cover of all time may be this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue5kotMLjws

Why do you park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway? Someone needs to start a thread.

F5

I Married Common Street Trash

Burning Dog Poo, and the Human Response.

Cooper is at Tempo right now!

Guys, this seriously can't happen BringBackFergy can barely read. He goes by the pictures to see who's posting. CBF, you have seniority.

I've never outright rooted for a tank before now. I think this time there's two reasons. Number one, obvoious upside of McDavid, or at worst, Eichel. Two, gives me a reason to still watch this horrendous $#!+.

Was. Till her son quit and became the OL coach in Jacksonville.

Friend of mine is a die hard Broncos fan. All the talk on Denver radio is that he's gonna retire and become part owner of the Titans.

Well we made it almost two pages.

Are they not using Vick's name because of the dog thing?

Beerball is a reality TV star, so that's just every day for him.

That was a great book. I loved the story of him and Ronnie almost burning down the Playboy mansion without even noticing.

I haven't watch much of Fallon, but he does some original things with his guests. I'd have to look up the interview with Charlie Watts. He always seemed like an odd fit for a group like the Stones. Personality wise. Never seemed like much of a partier.

One of the greatest quarterbacks ever might possibly become a FA in a few weeks, and it's February. Please, tell me what we can talk about during the offseason right now.

That would actually be a reason he'd want to come. Get a few notches in against his arch nemesis. Him and Brady are actually close friends and talk once a week. Their rivalry is strictly a football thing, with nothing but respect and admiration for the other one.