The Real Buffalo Joe

#ButILoveHer

Not gonna lie, they get an A for effort on that one.

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Well, yesterday I drank beer and watched hockey. Good day.

I had to wear a light jacket yesterday. Was ridiculous.

Let me ask you this, if Andrew Luck were to come out as a gay Satanist, do you think he'd have a job? Of course he would, because he's a talented QB (despite what 4merper4mer would have you believe.)

No, no, no. You don't understand. From May till September we have global warming. October till April we have climate change.

Maybe I haven't watched the show much. I've never been impressed. I've also never seen him in any other work either. And everybody I talk to, when I tell them I don't like it, they tell me that I'm just not smart enough to get the jokes.

Because was picked by JJ Freakin' Watt?

It just wouldn't be necessary. We didn't sign Incognito because of his off the field issues. We signed him because he's an above average player at a position where we're not above average. We have the best front 7 in the NFL. No need for Michael Sam.

#ForeverAlone

Beerball asked me to start reviewing romantic comedies, but before that, I need to talk about the worst show on TV. The Big Bang Theory. For those who have never seen it, let me catch you up. There are a bunch of nerdy guys, they're very smart from an intellectual standpoint, "book smart" but don't have very good social skills. They're typical pretty blonde girl lives next door, who's not very intellectual, but has the "street smarts." Hilarity supposedly ensues. I have a few issues with this show. First off, the "smart humor." People love this show because it's for smart people they say. You have to know a lot about science, math, sci-fi, etc to get the jokes. But here's the thing. The producers just make it seem that way. Because every joke is just about how smart/nerdy they are. You don't have to get the reference most of the time to find it funny. The joke is just the fact that they made a nerdy reference. The acting is terrible. Jim Parsons is the worst. Tries way too hard with his acting. The man himself is a bit "light in the loafers" as our grandfathers would say. I'm not saying I have a problem with that. My problem is with the fact that his character isn't supposed to be that way, yet his acting isn't good enough to cover that up. His catchphrase is "Bazinga." That's not even a real word. It's like Nanu-Nanu minus the late great Robin Williams' charm. Stupid. And you see this crap everywhere. T-shirts, hats, women's underpants. (I happened to notice them as I was cutting through at Wal-Mart to get to the bargain DVD bin. And then there's the whole nerd gets the girl thing. Hasn't this been done like, a million times in movies and TV shows. Do we really need to see it again. Is it even heartwarming anymore? It makes me sick that people fall for this garbage. In short, this show is the demise of American culture as we know it. /rant

Valentines day? You all think you're better than me too?

You say this like Deep fried anything isn't already better. Deep fried oreos are the best. So is deep fried ice cream.

I think it was just an off night for him. Can't blame him for one bad performance of one song. I wish Keith Richards would have joined him though.

Clickhole.com is my new favorite website. It's run by the onion and puts websites like Buzzfeed etc blast.

BringBackFergy must have President's Day off. Hurry up and close it.

I want to die in my sleep peacefully like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

It doesn't concern you. Walk away.

Burt Reynolds Turd Ferguson showing up halfway through made it. They had Jeter and Peyton there. I wonder why OJ wasn't invited?

Is that Californians thing a recurring sketch on the snow now? I haven't watched the show in years.

Oh. Well l that clears it up.

It was blocked anyway. Lol.

This show isn't funny. They say it's for smart people, but that's not it. You don't have to be smart to get the joke. You just have to know that the characters are smart. It's terribly written, and the acting is even worse.

True. But you know damn right well that the last game of the year, if not in Buffalo, will be in Foxboro.