The Real Buffalo Joe

Getting a new pair of Zubaz, and cutting my old ones into shorts. Got some new shoes from Wegmans when I went home this year. Paid $17.00 for a pair of Bills socks I saw at a gas station outside of Houston. Have my Chinese knockoff Color Rush Ed Oliver jersey on the way. I'll be wearing both for UH games and Bills games. My wife is getting her first jersey from the same shipment. That jersey may be the first ever legit jersey I buy. I just don't trust the knockoff companies to do it justice.

I don't mind when they add an extra chorus specifically for the aaudience to sing along. But when the singer says "Okay, your turn" to sing one line, its usually what they do when they can't hit all of the notes in that verse any more.

Re-read the trump thing again. It's literally just me throwing as many words with the letter B into one sentence. And "What did they know about Hillary Clinton" has been a common joke for years.

My biggest question is what did the whole New England Patriots* team know about Hillary Clinton?

Drugs?

Burning all my British Beatles Books Because Paul McCartney called Trump a Billionaire Baby Blowhard.

Cam Newton is an established veteran QB. Josh Allen is not only a 2nd year QB, he's got a whole new O-Line and receiving corps. He needs the work.

I saw a short film like this once with a very similar plot.

Have mercy, been waitin' for the bus all day Have mercy, been waitin' for the bus all day I got my brown paper bag and my take-home pay Have mercy, old bus be packed up tight Have mercy, old bus be packed up tight Well, I'm glad just to get on and home tonight Right on, that bus done got me back Right on, that bus done got me back Well, I'll be ridin' on the bus till I Cadillac

A much improved receiving corps from last year should help.

The moment I wake up Before I put on my makeup (makeup) I say a little (prayer for you) And while I'm combing my hair now And wondering what dress to wear now (wear now) I say a little (prayer for you) (You'll stay in my heart and I will love you) (Forever) Forever (and ever) ever (We never will part, oh, how I love you) (Together) Together (together) together (That's how it must be to live without you) (Would only mean heartbreak for me)

These people did. Pissed me off so much I went to the nosebleed seat I paid for.

Not a concert, but I went to the Astros game last night. I sat in a section full of some company on a corporate outing. People didn't sit the eff down the whole time. It's annoying but understandable when they get up in the middle of the game to get a snack/drink/bathroom etc. But these corporate jackasses, complete in suits and ties (the cooler guys had their brand new jersey on over their dress shirts), just stood and talked through an entire damn inning. My dad has told me my whole life "It's a sporting event, not a social event."

This.

They say that you play too loud Well baby that's tough They say that you got too much Can't get enough They tell you that you look a fool And baby I'm a fool for you They say that your mind's diseased Shake your stuff And it's a rock 'n' roll damnation Ma's own whippin' boy Rock 'n' roll damnation Take a chance while you still got the choice

Lewd sexual activity. As opposed to the usual wholesome sexual activity that happens between five men and an 85 year old woman in the Connecticut woods.

Roll Me Up (and Smoke Me When I Die) by Willie Nelson ft. Snoop Dogg and Kris Kristopherson.

Came here to post this one.

My mom won a badminton set from work once. Came with the net, biridies, rackets, and even ribbon to measure out an official sized court. One boring day during summer vacation, my brother and I finally decided to set it up, and even looked up the rules. We took it very seriously. We got into huge arguments over whether it landed in our out, etc. After about two days we reckoned we were both getting pretty good at it. It happened to be summer Olympic time. So we turned on badminton to see how the pros do it. That's when we realized that we were not, in fact, getting pretty good at it. We were actually quite bad compared to these guys. Thus went our plans of going pro.

When Skynyrd first reunited after the plane crash Johnny Van Zant (Ronnie's brother and current lead singer) would leave the stage for Free Bird saying nobody could do his brother's song justice. Until the guitar solo, it was just a lone spotlight on the mic stand and the crowd sang. Queen did a tribute concert and intended Love of my Life to just be an instrumental, but the crowd wouldn't have it and sang along.

Love Street.

I'm a picker I'm a grinner I'm a lover And I'm a sinner Playin' my music in the sun I'm a joker I'm a smoker I'm a mid-night toker I get my lovin' on the run

There are more and more artists doing that. The Elton John concert I went to is available for like $20 bucks. One cool thing they had that I didn't know about until after the show, was with your ticket you got a code. Once you downloaded the app, you can put your headphones in and hear the show, and you had like a little mixing board, so if you wanted to turn up the the piano, vocals, etc, you can make the sound however you wanted. Not sure how I feel about that though. Part of me says it's good because it will help with poorly mixed concerts, or venues that just aren't good for music (I find most basketball/hockey arenas to be that way). But then part of me feels like you might be missing the experience. Maybe that's because I'm an old man stuck in a young man's body.

Wife Swap (The TV show, not the VHS @The Poojer keeps under his mattress) - If you don't remember, they take extremists from opposite ends of the spectrum, and the mother's switch homes for two weeks. Think animal rights vegan activists, swapping with a family who runs a tourist alligator farm and literally never buys meat from the store. Or devout atheist with a pastor's wife. Grease - I know every word to that movie. Love it. This is Us - It's a "chick flick" type show. But it's really good. Only time I've ever actually cried at a TV show. YouTube videos of random babies laughing.

Most people who lived through that era will trash disco, but listen to Another One Bites the Dust and Miss You, which are disco songs that happen to have been recorded by primarily rock bands. It's all about the branding.