I apologize for my most recent outburst. Just between that girl, and the Sabres, two LPW threads, along with a RPW thread, and of course that damn Rob Johnson, things get heated. I apologize, and I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.
This doesn't concern either of you! This is between Fergy and I! You two are only hear, to post the 180th, and 200th post, then we'll determine your usefulness after that!!
From Alvin, TX
Dear Diary,
Worked another miracle today. Got Julius Thomas to sign with us. Obviously it was all me. I mean, they won't let me talk to him, or even look him in the eye. Don't blame them though. I wouldn't want him to be intimidated too soon and leave after meeting Two-Time Pinstripe Bowl Champion Doug Marrone. Gotta run. That coffee pot isn't gonna fill itself.
Obviously Obvious,
St. Doug Marrone Esq.