The Real Buffalo Joe

literate friends tested When @DC Tom realized how little members of TBD were literate, he has all of his friends tested to make sure we weren't idiots.

Lucille, you won't do your sister's will? Oh, Lucille, you won't do your sister's will? You ran off and married, but I love you still. Lucille, please, come back where you belong. Lucille, please, come back where you belong. I been good to you, baby, please, don't leave me alone. I woke up this morning, Lucille was not in sight. I asked my friends about her but all their lips were tight. Lucille, please, come back where you belong. I been good to you, baby, please, don't leave me alone, whoa I woke up this morning, Lucille was not in sight. I asked my friends about her but all their lips were tight. Lucille, please, come back where you belong. I been good to you, baby, please, don't leave me alone. Lucille, baby, satisfy my heart. Lucille, baby, satisfy my heart. I played for it, baby, and gave you such a wonderful start.

I had a co-worker that scoffed at any mention of God or religion. Would go on your typical atheist rants about sky fairs, and not needing fairy tails to live her life. But took this bull sh!t very seriously. Like, she refused to date people who were certain signs.

As I was motivatin' over the hill I saw Maybellene in a coup de ville. A Cadillac a-rollin' on the open road, Nothin' will outrun my V8 Ford. The Cadillac doin' 'bout ninety-five, She's bumper to bumper rollin' side by side. Maybellene, why can't you be true? Oh Maybellene, why can't you be true? You've started back doing the things you used to do.

Boy the way Glenn Miller played Songs that made the Hit Parade. Guys like us we had it made, Those were the days. And you knew who you were then, Girls were girls and men were men, Mister we could use a man Like Herbert Hoover again. Didn't need no welfare state, Everybody pulled his weight. Gee our old LaSalle ran great. Those were the days.

You tell lies thinking I can't see You can't cry 'cause you're laughing at me I'm down (I'm really down) I'm down (Down on the ground) I'm down (I'm really down) How can you laugh when you know I'm down (How can you laugh) When you know I'm down

In my unbiased opinion, Case Keenum is one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever touch the ball in the history of the game.

Is it okay that I read this in Ron Swanson's voice?

Source? I'm not necessarily saying you're wrong. But I've never read anything about that. Charlie always came off as the calming "normal" member of the band.

In the twilight glow I see them Blue eyes cryin' in the rain When we kissed goodbye and parted I knew we'd never meet again Love is like a dyin' ember Only memories remain Through the ages I'll remember Blue eyes cryin' in the rain

So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road

The only time I ever enjoyed listening to him, is when he's not talking sports, he can be pretty fun. He'd actually be decent as a morning/afternoon drive host on a non sports station. But his sports musing is insufferable.

This is just a bull#### thing to say. While the Beatles were heavily influenced by the Monkees, they ended up evolving and building their own sound.

One thing I think would be cool if they did add a week, is do what MLB did with interleague, and create inter-conference rivalries. Jets/Giants Ravens/Redskins 49ers/Raiders Rams/Chargers Texans/Cowboys etc. Living in Houston, Texans fans try too hard to have a rivalry with the Cowboys. But if they got rid of the annual preseason game against them, and turned it into a legitimate game every season, it might just happen. Crazy that we have two stadiums shared by teams that only play each other once every four years.

So what happens with specialty players like kickers, punters, long snappers, etc? Are teams gonna have to carry two of each? Also, this scenario. Week 18. Barkley is in, and Allen is benched. Barkley gets hurt. You're telling me that Allen can't go in there, and we're stuck with Tyree Jackson? (Not a knock on Jackson, just a hypothetical scenario.)

We always hear about "What if the Beatles never broke up?" My question is the opposite. What if they broke up earlier. Split right before the White Album. Most agree that the majority of the White Album was essentially solo work anyway. What Beatles songs do we lose completely? What songs that we know as Beatles songs do we still get on solo albums? What's different about those songs? Now, if this does happen, because they didn't let 2-3 years of tension build up, and they split on a more amicable level, do they get back together after a few years of all doing their own thing?

What's a CFL?

Has anybody mention naked chicks yet? Because definitely naked chicks. Then like, world peace or something. After the naked chicks.

So, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

On a Sunday morning sidewalk I'm wishing Lord that I was stoned 'Cause there's something in a Sunday That makes a body feel alone And there's nothin' short of dyin' That's half as lonesome as the sound Of the sleepin' city sidewalk And Sunday mornin' comin' down

Yes. They're obscure odd sports for sure. But definitely sports.

Sport: an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment. NASCAR involves physical exertion, and skill. They compete as a team (we're including the pit crew here) against another. And it is for entertainment. Astronauts are not doing it for competition. Fighter pilots are not doing it for entertainment. Roller coaster testers are also not doing for competition. For the record, I'm not even a NASCAR fan, but I have immense respect for what they do and it qualifies as a sport.

Preacher man talking on T.V. Puttin' down the rock and roll Wants me to send a donation 'Cause he's worried about my soul He said Jesus walked on the water And I know that it's true But sometimes I think that preacher man Would like to do a little walking too But I ain't asking nobody for nothin' If I cant get it on my own If you don't like the way I'm livin' You just leave this long-haired country boy alone

Football Baseball Basketball Tennis Hockey Soccer Golf Bowling NASCAR Ping Pong Darts Hunting/Fishing Boxing/MMA Running Wrestling (here I'm assuming you mean Greco-Roman Wrestling, not pro wrestling.) Kayaking Surfing Biking Hiking Skiing The bolded ones are the ones I consider a sport. Skiing, Running, and Biking though can be both, all depending on if they're being done competitively. I used to say the same about NASCAR. But the pit crew has to be in tip top shape to fix up the car as fast as they do. And while the driver may not be doing much physical activity during the race itself, in order to withstand the 125° heat in that car, they have to keep themselves in peak physical condition. Professional wrestling is not a sport, in that it's not an actual competition. That said, although it's not really my cup of tea, I had a roommate that was really into wrestling, and watching it casually, along with the behind the scenes documentaries where they showed practice, and how they'd plan a match, I gained a new respect for them as athletes.