The Real Buffalo Joe

What an idiot! That's obviously the guy from Weezer!

People say I'm no good and crazy as a loon 'Cause I get stoned in the morning And get drunk in the afternoon Kinda like my old blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade And I ain't got no money but I damn sure got it made 'Cause I ain't asking nobody for nothin' If I cant get it on my own If you don't like the way I'm livin' You just leave this long-haired country boy alone Preacher man talking on T.V. Puttin' down the rock and roll Wants me to send a donation 'Cause he's worried about my soul He said Jesus walked on the water And I know that it's true But sometimes I think that preacherman Would like to do a little walking too But I ain't asking nobody for nothin' If I cant get it on my own If you don't like the way I'm livin' You just leave this long-haired country boy alone A poor girl wants to marry And a rich girl wants to flirt A rich man goes to college And a poor man goes to work A drunkard wants another drink of wine And a politician wants a vote I don't want much of nothin' at all But I will take another toke But I ain't asking nobody for nothin' If I can't get it on my own If you don't like the way I'm livin' You just leave this long-haired country boy alone

I read rumors a while back that JPJ, Page, and Jason Bonham were looking to get together with Steven Tyler. I'd probably go, just because of Page being a bucket list thing, but I wouldn't pay too much.

I've only watched one episode so far, but I've really enjoyed it. I've gotten into country music recently, as I've found (as with most genres), that if you turn off mainstream radio, there's some really good stuff out there. Plus, any rock buff knows that while rock and roll's main infulence was the Blues, country music helped form the genre as well. For those who don't have cable anymore, PBS' app is totally free and has the complete series already uploaded. As a United States taxpayer, you're welcome.

Havana moon, Havana moon Me all alone with jug of rum Me stand and wait for boat to come It's long the night, it's quiet the dock The boat she late since twelve o'clock Me watch the tide easin' in Is low the moon, but high the wind

Has anybody mentioned complaining about Madden ratings?

Its the University of Houston Cougars. Alma Mater of Bills 1st Round Pick Ed Oliver. With a Zubaz background, a style popularized by the Buffalo Bills fanbase.

Mahomes is just the latest in guys that we (along with most or all NFL teams) shouldn't have passed on. In no particular order: JJ Watt Wilson Gronk Brady Big Ben Rodgers

You're doing the right thing. Force her to watch it will make it work. My friend brings his kids to UH baseball games with me. By the end of the first inning they're over on the hill playing with the other kids. But they'll have fond memories at the ballpark and want to keep going back. Eventually, the interest in the actual game on the field will slowly progress. I remember my first Bisons game. Couldn't tell you who they played, the score, or even if we won. But I remember getting a hot dog in a helmet, Buster Bison, and The Earl of Bud dancing like Pee-Wee Herman on the dugout. Also enjoyed singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" with my dad.

McDermott doesn't seem to be the kind of guy that let's his players think anything is an easy win.

You seem like the kind of guy who would b!tch about an interception thrown in the 3rd quarter of our first Super Bowl win.

This is my Brother-in-Laws.

At one point I was Book of Moorman, but that might be considered NSFW because of the religious connotations.

My Go-to team name has been "The Real McCoys" for the past few years. Now that Shady is gone, I need a new one. "Oliver Clothesoff" is my team in one league, but another is a work league, so it can't be NSFW. Any suggestions?

Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful? Isn't she precious? Less than one minute old I never thought through love We'd be making one as lovely as she But isn't she lovely made from love? Isn't she pretty? Truly the Angel's best Boy, I'm so happy, We have been Heaven blessed I can't believe what God has done Through us He's given life to one But isn't she lovely made from love?

Say hey, good lookin' whatcha got cookin'? How's about cookin' something up with me? Hey, sweet baby don't you think maybe We can find us a brand new recipe? I got a hot rod ford and a two dollar bill And I know a spot right over the hill There's soda pop and the dancin's free So if you want to have fun come along with me

We weren't in love, oh no far from it We weren't searching for some pie-in-the-sky summit. We were just young and restless and bored. Living by the sword And we'd steal away every chance we could To the backroom, to the alley, or the trusty woods I used her, she used me, but neither one cared We were gettin our share. Workin on the night moves Tryin to lose the awkward teenage blues Workin on the night moves

Put a candle in the window 'Cause I feel I've gotta move Though I'm goin', goin' I'll be comin' home soon Long as I can see the light

He used to carry his guitar in a gunny sack Go sit beneath the tree by the railroad track Oh, the engineers would see him sitting in the shade Strumming with the rhythm that the drivers made People passing by they would stop and say "Oh my what that little country boy could play"

Buy me a minor league baseball team. I get to own a team without the stress of worrying about on field decisions which are totally handled by the big club.

Someone told me long ago There's a calm before the storm I know it's been comin' for some time When it's over so they say It'll rain a sunny day I know shinin' down like water I want to know Have you ever seen the rain? I want to know Have you ever seen the rain Comin' down on a sunny day?

I can see for miles and miles I can see for miles and miles I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles

They furnished off an apartment with a two room Roebuck sale The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale But when Pierre found work, the little money comin' worked out well "C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell They had a hi-fi phono, boy, did they let it blast Seven hundred little records, all rock, rhythm and jazz But when the sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fell "C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

Correction. At the time, the media portrayed him as not being right.Trust me, I was buying it hook line and sinker just like everyone else.But once he finally came out with his side of the story, he actually seemed quite reasonable. Not the path I would have necessarily taken, but it was definitely a sane, thought out, calculated decision.

Well it's true I love the money and I love my brand new car I like drinkin' the best of whiskey and playing in a honky tonk bar But when I come off the road, well I just got to have my time 'cause I got to find a break in this action, else I'm gonna lose my mind