The Real Buffalo Joe

33 and 1/3.

DeBerg served as the head coach of the Arena Football League's Indiana Firebirds in 2004 for 5 games. The team's record during his tenure was 0-5.

his co-workers dirty socks to

Don't insult the good name of kickball by comparing it to a bunch of guys mild jogging on a field, kicking a ball back and forth for 90ish (or whatever the ref decides) minutes.

He's also remembered for that one stupid INT against AZ, which was more of a stupid call by Chan than anything on him.

She told me she wanted Popeye's. It was for her.

I went here today, for their raised, but still really good priced Two Piece Tuesday. Anyway, I was the only person in line. I was ordering for two different people, with two different cards. I told them this, but they told me only one order per car on Tuesdays. Which normally, makes sense, because Tuesday is their busiest day. But there was literally nobody in line. So I had to order, drive around in a circle, with STILL nobody in line, just to order the same exact thing. Ridiculous. /Rant.

However, TRBJ was already babysitting sitting some moas for his girl friend from work while she went on a business trip with Steve from the next cubicle over. He wasn't aware that call centers had business trips, but he was sure that she'd definitely like him after this favor. But when the phone rang, it woke up one of the moas which caused it to... (Now it's a choose your own adventure)

Top.

Yolanda Vega!?!

calling TRBJ an idiot. However, he would never give him the satisfaction. So he resorted to calling TRBJ...

Huh?

be fed. He wants to feed her moas, if you know what I mean. There were ten letters sent, but the only reply was...

Remember that awesome touchdown he almost threw late in the game against Arizona? Chan was a genius.

The time he was hanging out at Jauronimo's house, when they were having a party to celebrate

Almost. We're still in the third bowlwick of the first.

dozen Tim Horton's donuts stolen from CBF. But Fergy didn't fall in love with her for her looks. He loved her because

left had was the size of an NFL regulation football, and right hand, a Tom Brady football. Her Adam's Apple was the size of...

Quit trying to make soccer in the United States a thing. We have real sports here. That don't end in ties nearly half the time.

The fact that that CD wasn't called "Clint Essentials" or "Clint's Essentials" makes me mad.

Isn't there something more exciting on? Like a pre-season arena football game?

Get your facts straight! It was the 12th semi-quarter, and it was only a seven point duck-knocker, and that's only because there were four pluckets! Harvey Champicks anyone?

That they weren't witches. Fergy has found this ritual fascinating ever since...

I only got the Chinese instruction pamphlet.

As far as the pricing goes, aren't kids tickets on kid's day like 8 bucks or something?